Keebs

[Keebs @TomGiauque]

If you break and they’re no cars in front of you, go turn your license in . I’m tired of your shit.

[TraderGirlQ @TraderGirlQ]

Anyone else find it really difficult to work a day job when you know the truth about the world?

[stripe @nycvibesczar]

the only acceptable response

[trevy @chillextremist]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Imagine being absolutely fucked on sedative and your dentist descends from the rafters like Dracula

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i love twitter because there’s always someone who knows how to express what i feel better than me

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

It’s funny to think that dinosaurs came before grass. There just was no grass back then

[Keebs @TomGiauque]

Anyone else been told they smell like mini corn dogs?

[Keebs @TomGiauque]

Tires have gotten fuckin expensive in the last year wtf

[low yield lucy @picotop]

the IRS audits just .2% of tax returns.

that gives you a 99.8% chance of successful tax fraud.

the expected value is too good to ignore.

[Keebs @TomGiauque]

This job is stressful

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Taco Bell revealed a Baja Blast pie

[Keebs @TomGiauque]

About to close a $50k job, letsgooo

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

not only is it not Friday, it's not even
Thursday

[Keebs @TomGiauque]

RIP, lots of memories to his music.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Toby Keith.

American legend.

[AARON @lidolmix]

his what

[Keebs @TomGiauque]

Have always wanted to go to Alaska and now the trip is booked 🤙🏻

[Keebs @TomGiauque]

Give the right meaning to your past

[Keebs @TomGiauque]

Targets kind of a weird place this early

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody ever been