Tom Glover

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[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

@gfpaterson @intocreative Fantastic to see it came to fruition- rally great news . So pleased for you

[Kevin Tomlinson @KevinxTomlinson]

When grannies hit back! @ParkTheatre @lyngardner @LDNPlaywrights @LondonActorsHub @londonactors @TimeOutLondon @guardianstage @TeleTheatre @timestheatre @thestandardarts @theatre_direct @StephenRMoore @Tomgloverwriter @billicritic @FionaLondonarts @stephenfry @Tony_Robinson

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

@DAMIENTRACEYPRO A little late to the party here, but would love to meet for a coffee and develop a contact. I am a writer, with a play at The Park myself next year and a number of projects ongoing with theatre and tv.

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

Got cut up on length 42 in the swimming pool by a man in flippers. Most annoyed. I'm taking a jet-ski next week

[@rebootcompany @RebootCompany]

The reviews are in...at it’s fantastic news 🤩

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“a touch of genius”
@ActDrop

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“fantastically enjoyable night of new and inventive theatre”
@theatre_weekly

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“a show that demonstrates the diversity, vitality and ambition”
@spyinthestalls

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

My next short play in rehearsals, about an ansaphone in the 1970s - or is it really about our reliance on telephones in the 21st Century??

[@rebootcompany @RebootCompany]

“This is the future!”

Reboot: Shorts 2 - 15th & 22nd October at @BunkerTheatreUK

Tickets selling fast: https://t.co/nGV2G49DSc

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

So I was on the train and a message comes over 'If you see something that doesn't look right, text British Transport Police'. I was very tempted to text 'There's a woman in pink leggings clashing with a red jumper'

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

So I finally discovered how to network last night. 1. Hang around the edge of the room looking awkward. 2. Identify other people looking similar. 3. Smile sympathetically. 3. Talk about how bad you are at these things. YOU'RE NETWORKING! @rocliffeforum @farahabushwesha

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

@gfpaterson Knobs are always a crowdpleaser

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

I've always been a Twitter voyeur, looking from afar but not joining in, now please excuse my initial fumblings whilst I develop my technique

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

Beneath the Blue Rinse – Tarantino meets ‘Last of the Summer Wine’ https://t.co/kmvmLaw2o0

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

When your Bag for Life snaps on the way home from the supermarket you can't but help think of it as an omen...

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

Doing my patriotic duty by watching the football, but wondering why 90% is men chasing balls around the middle of the pitch. Shouldn't it just be 90 minutes of penalties - straight to the action? Or am I missing something

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

Thank you to my new followers 50% in one day :) Will make an effort to Twitter interesting and witty things.....starting tomorrow

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

A massive 20 followers, but I'm going to make a determined effort now, so it's up from 14 in a week. Like a GCSE maths problem...At this rate how long will it take Tom to get 100?

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

Pleased to announce I'm one of the three winners of the BAFTA/Rocliffe sitcom competition. Showcase at BAFTA in front of various important people - my pathetic networking skills will have to limply kick in..

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

My short film now available online - take a look https://t.co/q3DkXlt6Ts

[Textual Relationship @textualfilm]

Love at first swipe? Don't count on it. #SupportIndieFilm and watch the award winning short about finding love online now. FULL FILM IN BIO.

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

As a man, when you say you have a cat, people assume you're gay. When you say 'cats' they assume it's 12+ and you are mental. And gay.

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

Rod Liddle talking about a 'grotesque example' pot calling kettle.. #bbcqt

[Tom Glover @Tomgloverwriter]

It's great to see a woman with few teeth, poor grammar and a 60s hairdo defending Brexit - nice to have those stereotypes challenged #bbcqt