Tomi K 👌

Fifa Women's World Cup Match Predictor 14/9k
Unofficially funnier than The Funniest Person in the World
#hyvääseuraabileissä:
Gretzky teki NHL:ssä 1016 maalia.

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

Maailman suurin hiekka-aavikko on tämä: https://t.co/dRFIHSx8AH eikä Sahara kuten #Jahti väitti. Saharassa enemmän hiekka-aavikkoa, mutta täplittäin siellä täällä. Maailman isoin auto on se joka on koossa ollessaan isoin, ei autotalli jossa on tuhannen auton osat...

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

@GianniButtice Better quality tweets. Haven't seen any "this player has had average 2,83 dribbles per 90 minutes in the last 5 games and ate 1,42 bananas yesterday at 7:57 am, so you should consider him".

[Fantasy Soccer Data (Adam) @FantasySocData]

❌ Last Minute Terrible #WorldCupFantasy advice

-Take a hit for a goalkeeper. Obviously. Nothing says “high upside” like spending -3 to maybe gain 3 back if everything goes perfectly. Sensational use of transfers. Truly visionary.

-Ignore France and Spain. Yes, they are favourites. Yes, they play earlier. Yes, they are likely to meet in the first semi-final slot. But have you considered buying a Belgian differential because “anything can happen”? Genius. Very brave. Probably illegal in some fantasy jurisdictions.

-Chase every premium attacker. Mbappe, Messi, Kane, Dembele, all of them. Then fill defence with a man who might not start, a man whose name you learned four minutes ago, and a 3.8m left-back who has been seen warming up near the team bus. Balance is for cowards.

-Avoid Pedro Porro because Cucurella has more points. Past points are famously a legally binding contract. Never mind goal threat or the fact Porro can pass to Yamal and collect an assist while barely breaking sweat. We only respect yesterday’s spreadsheet.

-Pick Alex Baena because Spain are good. This is like buying a ticket to a Michelin-star restaurant and eating the napkin. Spain assets? Yes. The right Spain assets? Apparently optional.

-Keep eliminated players. Vini Jr out? Richards out? Doesn’t matter. Loyalty. Passion. Badge. Maybe FIFA will feel sorry for you and let Brazil back in because your team value looked nice.

✅ Actual strategy, annoyingly:

-Prioritise France and Spain.
-Keep the squad frontloaded aka The "FSD Edge" ™
-Don’t overload Argentina/England because they play late.
-Avoid goalkeeper hits unless you enjoy pain.
-Sell eliminated/injured/dodgy-minute players.
-One -3 hit is fine if lineups force it.

But sure, ignore all that and bring in Lukaku.

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

@FPL_Ollyy Oyarzabal is a much better pick than Kane:
+ Bigger probability to score
+ Bigger probability to assist
+ Bigger probability to reach semi-final
+ 2,4m cheaper
- Lower probability to get 2 shots on target

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

Miksi Suomessa aina uuden marketin avajaisissa annetaan tuhansille jonottajille juuri sankoja?

Koska sankoin joukoin.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

0.6% - In the 78th minute of the match, Argentina had a 0.6% chance of beating Egypt in normal time.

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Miraculous.

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

Brazil are knocked out of a 𝙎𝙄𝙓𝙏𝙃 successive World Cup by European opposition 🇧🇷🌎❌

[Juha Tuuna @JuhaTuuna]

Tiedoksi: seitsemättä kertaa peräkkäin arvokisojen pudotuspeleihin selvinneen Sveitsin "ei pitäisi enää pelata"

#MMfutis #Kuumaote

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

@bet365 4-3 after extra time.

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

@__DanC @JuhaTuuna Tuon herkkupalan tarjoilee Turun Sanomien Jenna Westerlund. https://t.co/K6Fn63Ctvs

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

@Valavuori Me ollaan pleioffeis Hany.
Tee kolmas oma nii mä saan mani,
ja ison tipin saa tarjoilijani.

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

@HHerva Tavallaan totta aivan varmasti melkoisella varmuudella.

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

Vain 18:48 lisäaikaa toisella puoliajalla. Vähä tukkadraamaa bonuksena aamuyökukkujille. #mmfutis

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Cristiano Ronaldo will retire from international football with Portugal after the World Cup, his sister Katia said, per @FabrizioRomano.

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

Unai Simonin nollaputki MM-kisoissa on aikuisten oikeasti kestänyt 519 minsan sijaan noin 575 minsaa, koska kyllähän lisäaika näihin pitää laskea. Ilman tiimalasiakin helppoa. #mmfutis

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

Iltalehti: "Ronaldo on pelannut Modrićin kanssa häkellyttävät 222 kilpailullista ottelua."
Häkellyttävän vähän. Esim. 17 pelaajaa pelasi Giggsin kanssa useammin, Scholes 479 kertaa. Ronaldonkin kanssa kuusi pelannut useammin. Messi Busquetsin kanssa 651 kertaa jne.
#mmfutis

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

@Fpl_bobo @AirAvangarda Yeah, that is true. You just managed to include the two that have been bad/injured. A big case of cherry picking from my end.

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

"This Is England"

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

MM-kisoissa on pelattu 67 jatkoaikaa ja vain kerran tullut yli 4 maalia / yli 2 maalia samalle joukkueelle, Italia-Länsi-Saksa 3-2 vuonna 1970. 3 maalia viimeksi 1990. Kerroin 201 Belgia-Senegalin jatkoaikatuloksesta 3-2 oli "lievä alikerroin", todennäköisyys n. 1/15000. #mmkisat

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

@JariHotti Prosentuaalisesti kuitenkin lähempänä oikeaa. Jatkoajan 1-0 todennäköisyys oli 15 % ja 3-2 todennäköisyys noin 1/15000.

[Tomi K 👌 @Tomi_K]

@199Skeptic @DrkNemesis_ @bet365help @bet365 Yeah, the probability of that extra time to end 3-2 was lower than 1/10000.