OlatomidE 🚀

Land Surveyor | Cybersecurity Engineer | MUFC

[OlatomidE 🚀 @TOMIDE6]

God, please meet me at my point of need and show yourself in the smallest things so I can find comfort in knowing that you’re with me even in this season. Amen

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Man reacts after seeing President Tinubu’s poster

[💎🇿🇦 @TJayyyy_1]

Just imagined allowing 2018/19 City to make unlimited subs

[legalnaija @LegalNaija]

On a Monday morning in March 2023, Amara Nwosu woke up to discover she had bought a house.

She had not bought a house.

She had never signed any document.

She had never met the seller.

But somewhere in the Lagos land registry, her BVN, her NIN, her signature — perfect, precise, indistinguishable from the one she had used her entire adult life — had authorised the purchase of a property worth ₦47 million.

And the loan taken to buy it was in her name.

Amara was 34.

A data analyst at a telecoms firm in Victoria Island.

She was the kind of person who used different passwords for different accounts, who read privacy policies, who had set up two-factor authentication on everything she owned before most Nigerians knew what two-factor authentication meant.

She was, professionally and personally, a woman who understood how data worked.

Which is why, when she saw the loan alert on her phone at 6:47am, her blood went cold in a specific way.

Not panic.

Recognition.

Someone had been inside her life.

[Awoshia @parteyjnr222]

“My girlfriend after she couldn't catch me cheating for the tenth time.”

[Fatema @neverlosetema]

Life Lesson No. 1

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Run it back ⏪🔥

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

What the media won’t show you 😭😭

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

As a doctor I’ve seen crazy stuff happen sha, this evening I had a pregnant lady, she’s Nigerian Ghanaian, heavy with triplets and laboring for the past 18 hours to no avail…

Immediately Mexico scored South Africa, all 3 babies came out & shouted “Goge Africaaaa” in unison😭

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

dont get too attached to anyone, remember you’re leaving the country.

[michelle becker @michelleerrq]

Funniest thing I’ve watched on the internet today

[Omiragua Teejay @Omiragua_Teejay]

"My vote won't change the country. Says 40 million people who stayed home."

[ĆFC_CHAM🅿️ @7H4MPION]

World Cup Team Jersey Wallpapers (4K) 🧵👇🏾

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Who else has that delusional belief that everything is just going to work out?

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

The Profile of Nigerian Politician:

Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Lagos, Dubai, London
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London, India
Holidays — UAE or USA
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections or primaries
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated"

Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming

Country — Managed remotely.

They d!e abroad and are brought back home for burial, Nigeria —Their cemetery

But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂

If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual 🫵.

[𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾 @notthatcrazyfr]

the primary function of my heart na to love my babe, after that if e wan pump blood make e pump

[Bluu 🐝 @arwenbluu]

No entiendo cómo puede ser. Vi a Michael Jackson morir, a Maradona morir, a Pelé morir, a la reina Isabel morir; vi pasar a tres papas. Sobreviví a una pandemia, vi el comienzo de internet. Vi el CD cambiar a Spotify, vi cambiar el DVD a Netflix, vi pasar del teléfono fijo a un iPhone. Y estoy viendo el surgimiento de la IA. Y solo tengo 30 años.

[OlatomidE 🚀 @TOMIDE6]

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[OlatomidE 🚀 @TOMIDE6]

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[OlatomidE 🚀 @TOMIDE6]

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[Somadri Chatterjee @itssmdri]

@Nithya_Shrii "Sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck!"
- The Dalai Lama

[Lorphic @lorphic_]

@Nithya_Shrii Sometimes what feels like a setback is just life redirecting you quietly.