Oluwatomike

Here for the hype.

[Edet💜 @Fortwin___]

I think Larabillie is one of my favorite accounts on this app😭, she’s so hilarious wo😭

[Oluwatomike @Tomike_B]

So in love with my boyfriend, yum!😋

[Adeeee @Wunmiiberry]

When you’re both equally down bad and neither of you is trying to hide it >>>>>>>>

[Isioma @MsJazzyfied]

I am not Yoruba, so i may be wrong, but i believe Pele means Sorry in English.

However, I find myself using Pele a lot more than I use Sorry, because Pele feels much more useful to me when consoling or encouraging people than Sorry ever could.

Pele holds space much better.

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ🤍 @Bigdebs222]

A moving woman will meet her dark skinned, well behaved, golden retriever w a solid hairline and a goatee.

[dede @derinmama]

i think i’m ready to be in love again.

[omoge. @KhloeUmoh]

I’ve become much more girly with age, and I like that.

[Oluwatomike @Tomike_B]

@larabillionaire So beautiful🤩 Congratulations mama💕

[Oluwatomike @Tomike_B]

I love at @Jollz so much! Happy birthday Queen! 🥳❤️

[Zikoko says it’s #TheNairaLifeConference season!! @Zikoko_Mag]

Happy belated birthday to a gorgeous, hilarious queen @Jollz 💜✨

[Mr. Timileyin O. @Sanjay__AOT]

A date at Tim Hortons is hilarious sha icl 😭

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Half of the time, the “peace” a lot of men ask for when they talk about wanting a partner that brings peace is silence and acceptance when they misbehave or act disrespectfully.

[Ray of sunshine Bekah @_buukhiie]

Why are you sharing the exact details of your household bills with us on the internet?

When will you people learn to stop oversharing?

[Michael DeFeo @MichaelDeFeo9]

Dude walked into her house, realized she was wealthier and more successful than he would ever be and immediately had to say the shittiest thing he possibly could to hurt her

[Charms @The_amakaaa]

I found something in my notes app called Things I Want To Text [redacted] and it’s just a long list of embarrassing post-breakup entries.
I cried while reading through, because;

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

living in a condo and not having to shovel

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

It’s so sad when you eat someone’s food and realise they eat for survival and not because they enjoy cooking.

You can just taste it.

[The Lord's storyteller @LajuIren]

I approve this message like sane. Cold water is my best drink in the world

[Jola @Jollz]

Let’s go back to focusing on flavours when it comes back to jollof rice. This “smoky”shit has gone too far

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?