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[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

Ladies and gentlemen... We have brought it. Don't say you weren't told. Millet is packed with nutrients and its perfect to break your fast.

Get rewarded in manifolds by gifting our Ogi to your brethren.
@OgbeniDipo
@BoomSha34093605 @DrJoeAbah @LailaIjeoma

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@__hypthshawry Food! I know we don’t do it enough but I appreciated everyone who made me food. But it depends, I was so weak for weeks after I had my baby so cooked food was everything!

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

😭

[‘Déróunkẹ́ Dákẹ́jà @ronniebee3]

Yoruba vlogs are too funny 😂

Guy documented his first day at the gym

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@ArtfulDxdger So this particular verse highlights two different types of tongues, correct?

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@___andrella__ It’s not. There’s speaking in tongues and there’s speaking in diverse tongues. One unknown except to God, one unknown to you but can be known by other people. This is just simplifying it

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@tosinolaseinde Wonderful! Please share details

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

The last slide said fight for the star and leave the influencer to rest…omg

[Tiaraoluwa 💕 @TheOluwabukunmi]

Nothing much to see here, just screenshots showing that Nigerians ONLY lack empathy when the victim of a crime is a woman.

Anyways, we do not care for your victim-blaming or for your cautionary tales, all we care about is #JusticeForAusta

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@SogunroToluwase True. Works well.

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@Kennylawrence_ @VinazConcepts @FavIked @sledge_baba @Ifechideere Yes, I heard about this also

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@FavIked @sledge_baba @Ifechideere My aunt got married to an AA partner as she was AS. She was sick once, in the hospital she was admitted in, she did a test. People of God, she was AA. Her husband…AS

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@kemiwarrior @Morris_Monye This is the only list

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@Ereaoo1 See!

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@iamrenike Cook in goat meat peppersoup…the best ngl

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@DAMIADENUGA So many pots used…that’s all I can see😩

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@theblack_tomi So in all these things, both Christian brother and sister cannot ask the H/spirit for guidance?

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

“You have visited this site 5 times”…solo, aproko, what’s your business?!

[dance, heaven baby⭐️🪽 @sekhanibaby]

being the eldest daughter in a patriarchal society, is something nobody prepares you for.
one day you're 4, and the next day you're your siblings' second mother.
if you have a deadbeat parent, providing becomes your responsibility.
you don't get appreciated enough,

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@olamicheal_ Happy birthday! May God bless you abundantly . Cheers to many more amazing years!♥️

[RDDean! @FalaseOlamide]

All married men will attest to some real wisdom in this message
...
...In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
MAKE YOUR WOMAN HAPPY!

Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a non-exhaustive guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed. (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (-10)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-3)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with Old Monk. (-5)

PROTECTIVE DUTIES
You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is something. (+5)
You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)
It's her pet poodle . (-20)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side for the entire party. (+1)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend. (-2)
Named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer. (-10)
Tina is single. (-40)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner. (+2)
You take her out to dinner, and it's not a sports bar. (+3)
Okay, it's a sports bar. (-2)
And its all-you-can-eat night. (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie. (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes. (+5)
You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)
You take her to a movie you like. (-2)
It's called 'Death Cop.' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans. (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it. (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-80)

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5)
(Yes, you lose points no matter what)
You hesitate in responding. (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
You give any other response. (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (+2)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)

[ARIDUNUMI_💋 @TomiloreAO]

@PauloDaguvnor As in thief should should guard the money?