Tom King

Hels ❤ @helly_prince ma gal 😌😌💞

[Tom King @TomK6505]

It's absolutely phenomenal seeing the response to @BootsUK latest advert. Proper getting the racists and general bigots out in force.

Amazing that white people hate racism - only when it's even vaguely aimed towards them. But racism towards anyone not white british is fine?

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@MailOnline How does one of the biggest 'news' companies in the UK fail to notice that the unit of distance is 'feet', not 'feat'? I expect you also refer to teasers as 'sneak peaks' as well?

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@CallofDuty get rid of the stupid ass secret agent field upgrade, bunch of minge

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@minliangtan @Razer Yasss thanks

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@TeamViewer got a notification about commercial use, i don't use your software commercially. Your stupid help portal keeps logging me out so I can't submit a ticket.

Message me for my account details and fix my account thanks.

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Its getting worse, she just asked on a scale of 1-10 how much do I hate her right now

She then chimed in before I could say anything, '12 BECAUSE IT'S DISTRICT 12'

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My wife has just finished the Hunger Games films for the 4th time in 5 days, and has just restarted the first one AGAIN.

What have I done

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@fanatec can I please get some help with my order? Order placed October 3rd, no updates on tracking since it went live on the 9th, submitted a ticket two and a half weeks ago, just looking for a collection / drop off reference so I can contact UPS (if it even left the warehouse)

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I hosted parties and starved my body... that lyric seems far too obvious, but if it means what I think it means then big sad face :(

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Posting my reactions to taylor swift songs I don't already know as I listen to them.... if I remember... a thread:

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#4 - you're on your own kid. Now I sort of ish know this but never listened properly. Let's see

Seriously tay cool it with the basslines

Rhymes are still stick

Who is daisy may tho I'm sorry

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Another song that needs a second tweet

Seriously the rhythm and rhyme - 'this scene feels like what I once saw on a screen, I searched, aurora borealis green'

Tune and a half

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#3 Snow on the Beach

Boppy intro!

Kinda gives me invisible string vibes - talking about people passing by unbeknownst to them, but it eventually comes together into something 'weird but fuckin' beautiful'

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This requires a second tweet. Maroon part 2.

'Sobbing with your head in your hands, ain't that the way shit always ends' too real hun, too real

The rhythm of some of her lyrics is so SO GOOD

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#2 - Maroon

What is this woman doing to me with her basslines?

ROSÉ! My fave wine lol

'And i chose you - the one i was dancing with in new york' - makes me think of my wife. We got engaged in NYC. Totes emosh bro.

This woman has sick Choruses

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#1 - Lavender Haze. meet me at midnight - lol sort of album title yo.

Sick bassline.

Yeah oh yeah - awesome lil vocal lick

Choruses are angelic

Some of her rhymes are seriously cool

Get it off my chest, get it off my desk... but pls don't get it off my desk cos its dope

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On a serious note... tonight I drove my wife home from the pub. She asked if she could play one taylor swift song before we got home.

So I naturally spent nearly 40 minutes cruising around just to hear her listen and sing along to her favourite artist. I love this woman.

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So I make up stupid ship names for my wife's favourite fictional couples.

I just came up with 'chair' for chuck bass and Blair waldorf, and am incredibly amused to find out it's actually their ship name. What a time to be alive.

#GossipGirl #BlairWaldorf #ChuckBass #DaddyChuck

[Slipknot @slipknot]

DEAD MEMORIES. Now in HD.
Watch: https://t.co/dQUQj7vhzM

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Well... rif is fun is officially dead... actually fairly sad about it.

Wonder how much reddit traffic is going to drop now most third party apps are done.