Tom Mason

Come on, it's not rocket surgery is it.

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@DaveGorman My messenger inbox is a daily occurance. No idea how to stop them. Fortunately they make it to my unshown messages box automatically

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@trickiwoof @BigBoyler That was a rumour started by someone working at NME

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@lemontwittor @SusanHu46303185 Keef

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@BMRQRbBOoZbTUVy @gossipmongers1 Have you listened to the Do The Right Thing Podcast?

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@sammit01 Happy for you mate. Loved the content in Florida. No rest for the wicked 🌴

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

#spoonnonce 🥄
Wanker.

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@Lederman @hornesection The Jesus and Jorge puncast

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@elonmusk Elon Musk is one of the machine elves

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Model S just set record for fastest 4 door ever at Laguna Seca, video tmrw

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@hornesection Woooohoooooo

[Idris Elbow 💪🏾 @YallLuvCris]

Dawg this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day 😭😭😭😭😭

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@idarbwire. #R4JB. #achievement.

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@gillinghamjoe You THINK you haven't.... But that's the beauty of a good one.

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@Scroobiuspipyo Just listened to the podcast with you ranting about the fact people say you stole it etc 😂 ✌️

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@Herring1967 I know someone that might...

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@PJHarveyUK @Channel4 Every second of that was brilliant can't wait for the next one

[David Mitchell @RealDMitchell]

This is the worst thing computers have ever done.

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@MrPineapples2 @AlexHorne @Herring1967 Yep. Name seven Richards.

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@Herring1967 It would have been so much easier to just cobble the shoes of a thin person you know and put those on. Just sayin!

[Tom Mason @TomMason84]

@Herring1967 is it you though..?
Merry Christmas you silly man.