Tom McD

Keyboard Worrier

#MUFC #travel #badjokes

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

@_emmy_c Tonight is a classic of the genre

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

Been thinking this all day. Would at least stop them hiking the price of face value tickets when you get to the front of the queue as they wouldn't dare do that to people's faces

[alfie @SkintyalFia]

I strongly believe we should bin off all online ticket websites and return to the good old days of having to go out and buy a paper ticket from ur local record shop

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

@lisanandy as culture secretary you should look into how Ticketmaster artificiality inflate face value tickets for major events. They have a monopoly on the market and seem to be abusing this position which is morally wrong and culturally reductive.

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

Master of Tickets are you yeah? Fuck off!

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

I somehow set the language to Korean didn't I? Thanks @laurencdra for fixing the internet for me 😂

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

Anyone been on the @ManUtd store website and it's all in Korean? Can't turn all of it to English even with Google Translate on!

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

This is new. I now have to wait for the doctors website to open for appointment bookings like I'm waiting for Glasto tickets to be released? What a load of shite 💩

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

@shitbritishpics Is that time travelling Kevin De Bruyne?

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

@DannyCongo I'll meet you there 🕺

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

Anyone seen them lights doing a figure 8 in the sky over #stockport? What are they?

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

@JessMeadows21 I can't work out what it could be. Just checked again and it stopped now but was going on for well over half an hour. Weird

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

Xavi Simons looks like this

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

@jodynotjodie Phwoar 💪

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

I'm back at it

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

How I pronounce Simon Kjaer in my head

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

The face you make when your feller Les is being a dick in the Rovers again

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

What’s going on here? 😂

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

@jodynotjodie He's Roman

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

YEEAH!! Wow that was quick! Thanks @PlayStation @TeamAsobi little Ruby will be buzzing! 🤖🎮🚀

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

Dear @PlayStation and @TeamAsobi. My daughter has fallen in love with Astro Bot! I had a quick play of Astro's Playroom to distract her during a toddler tantrum (she's nearly 2 years old) and now she demands "Robot" all the time!

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

As much as I love playing Astro's Playroom, I have to admit that the challenge has gone for dad now I've done everything. And so I thought I'd reach out to you with a simple demand: PLEASE BRING A NEW ASTRO BOT GAME TO PS5!!! Thanks , Daddy and Ruby 🤖🐸🐵⚾🚀🎮

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

Wish the pundits on both channels would quit asking "where was this Manchester United this season?" They were on a physio table mostly it was quite well documented

[Tom McD @TomMcDSays]

Every TV channel in the build up to a Manchester Derby FA Cup Final