Tommy Brexit

father of 4. If you don't drink carlin yer a virgin. god save our queen. simple as 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@JonesChazza Fumin. Gonner too foot the doors for yer pal

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

FUMIN this forcd diverserti strikes again

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@barrystantonGBP It wud hav poisoned yer baz

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@JoeSmithBrexit If yer dont release him al name ma dog aller and feed um bacun

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@JonesChazza @drivinginstru16 Well in chazza

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@davekeogh42 @KevPatriot @JonesChazza @drivinginstru16 Herd they found photos of um makin his nippers drink dark froots

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@JonesChazza @drivinginstru16 Woz a class drop kick. Pilut was a nonce pal fink I did rite fing. No surrender

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@JonesChazza Luvly jubbly cheers pal

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@rocket89653 Cheers pal

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

Proud dad. Nipper comes in with an empty crate of carlin an announces that he replaced the water in his skools system with carlin. Aparently muhamed in his class started havin a fit. Nipper sparked him out so he wouldn't blow up. Creasin. Fink I should take him down local

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

✔️Getting Brexit done
✔️50,000 more nurses
✔️50 million more GP surgery appointments
✔️20,000 more police
✔️Tougher sentencing for criminals
✔️An Australian style, points-based immigration system
✔️Tackling climate change
✔️Lowering your taxes
✔️Strengthening our economy

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@JonesChazza Sparked out jermi Corbin. Noked out hundreds of his pet ritards while a was at it

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

Sat in locerl an 2 goffs come in. Both hiss an ask for dark froots flavered monster enurgy. Look at @MartinJ19113870 an @paulashford75 . We nod. Me an Martin clothesline one an porl delivers his famous paul pummelin on other. Both in hospitel. Job done. Cheers.

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@MartinJ19113870 @SuppressedSikh Yer got me pal

[Samuel @samrobs23]

The fact #nonce is trending has made me proud to be British

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@Ashton__Range @Albertmtfc57 @paulashford75 @Rogertron600 @bryn_crabtree @KevHunter6 @KevPatriot @KSB77_ @JonesChazza @anne_hegerty @L54832821 @BuffaloBrian45 @ThatBaldNonce @LUFC Wot the fook

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@GlenBaxterGB Not racist just dunt like em

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@TontTwo FUMIN fink youve bin hacked tone

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@dazpikey @paulashford65 @Twitter FUMIN. Simply shakin wif anger.

[Tommy Brexit @TommyBrexit]

@drivinginstru16 Welcum back bri. Fook the pc brigade