Thomas Colbert

[Thomas Colbert @TommyColbert]

@TheRickWilson Funeral home in three months, hairpiece removed, dye scrubbed from skin and cadaver stuffed with formaldehyde...

[Thomas Colbert @TommyColbert]

@RobertG79908618 I've saved that to my "private gallery"

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@QLoTII I could hear her pencil-thin backbone cracking as she got out of that car.

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@Neccccy That might be her plan, but I doubt he'd touch that skank without a mask and gauntlets soaked in domestos.

[Thomas Colbert @TommyColbert]

@Telegraph He'll be shagging the teenage stable girl by the end of the month...

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@EricLDaugh Funeral home in three months

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@RobKenyonReform Who in God's name at Reform HQ told you that your most effective way to campaign would be from the front seat of a white van? Name the name so we can all have a laugh....I bet it was that angry Asian chap Zia Khan or something...

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@Fibutton ...freeloading inbreds...look at their malformed bug-eyes and slack jaws. Always looking for a free lunch...or free rent

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@Harrykamad264 Pregnancy bump...congratulations....

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@IsabelOakeshott That call not to weaponise was from his parents you heartless little cow...has the Dubai sunshine frazzled your brain?

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@YoungBobRB I think Restore will achieve 7% at Makerfield you peculiar, feminine-faced, autistic child. That should be enough to get Labour over the line...

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@RobKenyonReform Polite question. Does being a regular arsehole sniffer give you heightened powers to smell gas leaks when you install a boiler or are those two skills unconnected?

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@RupertLowe10 Silly old man being angry in his attic, much greater chance of having a stroke in the next five years than becoming prime minister. Laughable...

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@SarahForRuncorn You’ve already lost horse face

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@Nigel_Farage @RobKenyonReform He was out of his depth and shite…

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@juneslater17 It looks as if Burnham is a winner @juneslater17. I know that will be painful for you, but don’t feel you should hang yourself…

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@PaulGolding Angry men clench their fists on a Tuesday night in Southampton, then wander home to their sad lives realising nothing has changed.

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@I_amMukhtar A Nazi with hilarious hair…

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@LucyTCWife ...doesn't matter darling, you've still got a hateful face like a bag of spanners

[Thomas Colbert @TommyColbert]

@Nigel_Farage Says the "pure cold rage" guy. Eleven police officers hurt last night in Farage Riots in Southampton. Crawl back under your stone....