T O M M Y

Pretty much talentless

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

Ok I’m stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This kid pranking his stepdad is better than any horror movie this year

[Billie @_BillieBelieves]

My dog is ... Refusing to drink tap water

[untitled goose name 🪿 @notallbhas]

In celebration of Katie Hopkins being suspended, I wanted to share this gem again

[John Kerr @JohnnyHeatWave]

i made some slight adjustments to tucker carlson’s monologue about protesters

[Ashley Davis @AshleyD48604018]

"Why do we hate?"

Racism destroyed in 1min by the brilliant Dr Jane Elliot.

#BlackLivesMattter

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Dear white people,
For days you’ve asked me what you can do to help. I’ve finally found an answer.

Let your guard down and listen.

[TS Facts @SwiftLife_1989]

Someone is driving around playing the purge alarm during the quarantine �

[Stan Lewis @StanLewis_]

Since aquariums are shut down, they let penguins wander around the place and it's honestly the news we need to see.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

People won’t stay at home if they can’t afford to do it. No one should have to choose between their health and keeping a roof over their head.

Full sick pay for those in self isolation. Rent and mortgage freezes. And a pause on utility bills. Nothing less will do.

[hannahchadwick @hannahchadwick]

Why do people turn their nose up at charity shops but will send Kelly from Yorkshire £20 on depop for a dress she's been shagged in twice

[allie blanchard @allieblanchard_]

29. https://t.co/TBezNo6lxc

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

who the fuCK CHANGED THE SOUND LMAOOOO

[Ben Rick @Ben_Rick_]

Struggling to explain why the word assassin is funny to Emily, it has ass in it, twice! How hard is that to understand back me up bois

[Summer @summer95]

I LIVE WITH A TINY PREDATOR (sorry for my shriek)