Tom Nook

You owe me.

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

The train that runs through town is powered by the lives I have destroyed. #themoreyouknow

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

"Toy Day" means I am going to toy with you all day. Happy holidays motherfucker.

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Trump Nominates Tom Nook as Secretary of Housing & Urban Development https://t.co/7n3RNdstY6

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

Isabelle is a total fuck for going outside to watch fireworks while I’m in here using a laptop from 2002!!

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

Watching Inception on a loop so I can learn how to break into your dreams next month

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Yes, I can shove a full cup of hot coffee in my pocket at a moment’s notice. The fact that you can’t means you’ll never defeat me. #acnh

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

This weekend I played the Last of Us 2 & I competed in the bug off and I gotta say the bug off was so much more traumatic.

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

Enjoy swimming this summer and disregard the bodies on the ocean floor. They died of natural causes, completely unrelated to financial debt. #acnh

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When Blathers looks at a donated painting and it isn’t fake.

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That piece of shit Redd is wearing my apron that he stole and we’re all just going to pretend that’s normal huh

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Friendly reminder, please don’t shake the trees. I have to hide the bodies there.

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

Yes, I’m drinking this beer at 8:30 in the morning. Try and stop me. #ACNH

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

NEW HORIZONS LETS GO MOTHERFUCKERSSSSS

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

Wait, this is the wrong island FUCK

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

I’ll never be able to close this goddamn suitcase.

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

Might fuck around and delay New Horizons to remind you who’s boss.

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

Just jerking it here til next Friday. #Quarantine #SocialDistancing

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

Just jerking it here til next Friday. #Quarantine #SocialDistancing

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

Imagine the most emotional music moment in any movie you’ve ever seen.

Now imagine that moment with this song. https://t.co/kh86ikOnIl

[Tom Nook @TomNookTho]

Alcatraz

[Nintendo UK @NintendoUK]

What will you name your island in Animal Crossing: New Horizons?

[Spellbound Avey (afk) @agentstupor]

@TomNookTho cursed nook