Tom Oakes

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@spectatorindex Micro penis energy

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@RosieisaHolt I feel like this tweet may make the entire universe collapse in on itself and emerge inside out 🤦‍♂️

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@JonathanPieNews I somehow find her not entirely revolting. Still mostly revolting. But not entirely 🤨 shit does indeed happen

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@Morbidful You’d think he’d have worn his good hat. Bit shabby

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@MadmusclesPlans I may still be fat, but at least I’m turned on… 👍

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@rufusjones1 Hmmm yeah, but have you seen that show where Ricky Gervais calls a fat ginger kid a very bad swear word? Soooo you know, they still have a way to go to compete with us Brits!

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@rachelparris There is just something especially enraging about this scandal. Touches a deep nerve. 🤬

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@Groundsman77582 @NevilleSouthall So what has their gender got to do with it? What ‘boxes’ are the male pundits ticking? Very much, what’s your point?

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@mainlyoasis God Damn I love LG and JS but that solo sounds like the Matalan in store radio cover of I am the resurrection. :(

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@jm0ses **hops gates**

Farmer: get out of the field

Me: your gates a illusion mate

Farmer: Bull!

Me: It’s not Bull you fascist

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@trussliz It’s not your proven track record of gross incompetence, the hundreds of pounds you shoveled on to my mortgage or your inability to to just quietly crawl off a politically die that makes my piss boil… it’s that type face.

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@marcrileydj Truth is, I don’t find Rosie Jones funny, her style is too broad for me, but she’s clearly a skilled comedian. If I was to tweet how many white, male able bodied comedians I find dull as dishwater, I’d get nothing else done!

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@marcrileydj Are we to endure similar ‘edgy’ tweets about everyone Alex doesn’t find funny, or is there something about Rosie that has drawn special attention from him?

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@SkyNews Multi-squillionaire PM buys 6 boxes of mince pies, on special, which he intends to hand out to the nurses he refuses to pay. Not all heroes where capes.

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@RevRichardColes Zombie Christmas? A poor excuse for picking a man's open head wound every twenty-fifth of December!

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@Joey7Barton Favourite book? George Orville, Animal Zoo. Next.

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@ChristnNitemare **young trans person enters** hey everyone, what’s going on? **entire crowd** ‘YOU’VE BEEN BRAINWASHED’

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@Joey7Barton It’s sports PERSONALITY it’s not just her achievement. It’s how she has inspired generations of young girls, young girls constantly facing down and dealing with micro-aggressions, cultural prejudice and bullys… like you.

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@spencermorgan93 That would of course discount the many MANY barriers both, culturally and practically a woman has to navigate to even be given the opportunity to compete at an elite level at football… if you’re not playing on a level playing field, kicking up hill is much harder.

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@MarkShelton26th @sabback @CaliRN619 Have you tried any shop that sells sandwiches and/or one of Londons 3540 pubs?