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I love pho. I am the pho king. Go Birds!

[TPell17 v e r i f i e d @TomPell17]

Yesterday, was hands down the best day of our lives. Our baby girl, Lena Maureen, made her much anticipated arrival weighing in 7 lbs 6 ounces. It was easily love at first sight. Mom and baby are doing great! 🌈

[TPell17 v e r i f i e d @TomPell17]

I think a Frank Walks with @HunterBiden and @NjTank99 would be absolutely off the rails but entertaining as hell. @FrankTheTankHQ @MattPiperJenks @RealMikeyBets

[TPell17 v e r i f i e d @TomPell17]

Donald Trump going to Game 3 of the NBA Finals of the Knicks / Spurs at MSG, forcing the cancelation of the Watch parties outside MSG, is probably Trump being petty about New York being a blue state and / or the New York AG's litigation against him.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“EVERY ELECTION WE LOSE IS RIGGED!

EVERY ELECTION WE WIN IS VALID!”

-MAGA

[Schwarbombs Away @everyb0dyhits]

This is how I learned Steve Carlton hit more HR for the Phils than Pete Rose

[TPell17 v e r i f i e d @TomPell17]

@marcjeter32 @jaketapper Uh... I am literally a democrat who voted for Biden twice and Hillary. I literally post anti-MAGA / Trump stuff all the time. Wtf are you talking about?

[TPell17 v e r i f i e d @TomPell17]

@BarstoolBigCat Somehow @StoolMintzy will invite personal friends to join who don't want to be part of any content.

[TPell17 v e r i f i e d @TomPell17]

@StooliesClub Dante and Hunter Biden on lazy river having a discussion about current events, conspiracy theories, wild nights passed, etc. would be crazy content.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Getting circumcised during an Earthquake is viewed more favorably than Stephen Miller.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Obama never ran away in the middle of an interview.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

The look of a failed president.

[TPell17 v e r i f i e d @TomPell17]

Ok so hear me out @DanteTheDon. Content idea. You and @HunterBiden in the lazy river. Discussions on anything from current events to conspiracy theories to wild nights passed.

[Dante @DanteTheDon]

Ok so hear me out- we either get @BarstoolBigCat to get this for Yak Fridays and do the show live from the Barstool lazy river on the basketball court, OR, we have @OhioTate get this and we figure out a way to do After Dark with it. Either way I would like an honorary guest spot on this thing

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Always weird to me that conservatives act like he’s the toughest man in America when literally a follow up question is enough to make him turn completely beet red and crash out

[TPell17 v e r i f i e d @TomPell17]

@DanteTheDon @BarstoolBigCat @OhioTate Somehow @StoolMintzy will invite personal friends to join who don't want to be part of any content.

[TPell17 v e r i f i e d @TomPell17]

It's actually hilarious that @HunterBiden has only been on Twitter for like a week and he's already the GOAT. Making people who hated him up until a few weeks ago love him. Wanna do a podcast?

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“You picked Johnny Cash’s picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.”

@HunterBiden putting on a master class

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Just when I thought @DanteTheDon 's stock couldn't get any higher than it was after @barstoolspringb....

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I know most stores that sell alcohol card you regardless of how old you look, but I still like to think that the good employees of Weis Market in Pottsville think that I look like someone who could possibly be under the age of 21 despite being bald and often look like I am dressed for my own funeral.

[TPell17 v e r i f i e d @TomPell17]

Today my daughter is watching @UnSportsESPN and thinks @msmallmon and @EvCoRadio are Penny and Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory.