Tom Prezelski

Author of Californio Lancers: The 1st Battalion of Native Cavalry in the Far West, 1863-1866 from @UnivOklaPress.

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@SecDuffy I am travelling by air for work later this week. I am wondering if I need to rent a tuxedo. Is it permissible to wear white after Labor Day? Does the DOT have written guidance about this available?

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@ABC I am upset about this post. I am going to sue you for a million zillion dollars. When can we meet to talk about a settlement?

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@swordtruth @azcapmedia Oh, well, that settles it.

Who do you trust? A seasoned political reporter whose reputation and career depends on getting this stuff right, or some random dude with strong opinions?

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@DSmith_Tucson @realDonaldTrump He is so amazing that he can storm out while pretending to be asleep. That's how he keeps the liberals distracted.
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@CalamityReads It is my duty to point out that Hammett's titular Thin Man was not the detective, but a missing inventor who he was hired to help find.

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@TheDarkShaman @stephenlemons Bobby Raymond was a Democrat.

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@GailSimone But only if she can do justice to the Two-Gun Kid.

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@timothysteller It would make for a great Netflix series, except they would have to embelish it a little, then they would film it in Albuquerque with a cast of Puerto Rican and Columbian actors, and an English guy doing a Mexican accent for some reason.

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@MikeSington I am concerned that Joe Biden is not as spry and vigorous as Donald Trump pretends to be.

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@ralonzo Phoenix shares a border with Mexico?

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@GailSimone In fairness, to Columbus slavery wasn't a big deal. That was the problem.

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@GailSimone For Shapiro to call anyone "smug" is what the kids call a "quite a flex."

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@calamityjon

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@calamityjon Weirdly enough, I've been reading back issues of Champions lately. What were they thinking?

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@adkinsey Let's give her some credit for writing in complete sentences.

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@calamityjon Is that why you left Arizona?

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@GailSimone As settlers from the United States arrived in the West, folks would say "rain follows the plow," meaning that rain would simply appear once arid lands were cultivated. This turned out to be bullshit magical thinking. Its the same basic idea.

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@calamityjon Sounds like Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

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@GustavoArellano So, they add a surcharge as a political statement? That's peak jackassery.

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@calamityjon I guess that they decided that the 90s amputee-with-a-gaff-hook version of the character would be a bad look for bandages.