Tom's Beard

Trimmed, but not forgotten

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

http://t.co/fv4GxJUj Reading texts you sent when you were drunk is like terrifying digital archeology.

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

Never underestimate the power of carefully worded nonsense. http://t.co/x3B47NDB

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

Anyone know the best way to remove semen from facial hair #beardprobz

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

Things got a little frisky last night ;) time for a trim...#ontothenextone

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

@CPepin20 who wants a mustache ride #sike #beardtrip #orgasms

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

Trying to get after some sweet puss tonight #EatBigToGetBig

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

Starting to get scruffy. #pussyscratcher

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

If you have a hairy cooter, you're probably my type #BeardSex

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

Just discovered internet porn. #Busy

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

I go to the gym.

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

Losing things left and right, first my razor, now this. #CumOn.

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

I have a friend named Tanner. He is from California. He likes basketball, Cheese-Itz, Call of Duty, and fat chicks. #BigBuckHunter

[Tom's Beard @TomsBeardd]

Even though I have been shaven, my legacy will live on forever through Twitter.