Tom Snethen

Writer, Chemist;
Repository for Fractured Chemical Company Names & Mission Statements

[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

I've had three hip surgeries and two infections since August, but I WILL get better.
Have a happy New Year!

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Checkered Flag #Chemical—There only can be one winner.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Branding Iron #Chemical—Our ranch is bigger than YOUR ranch so we’re retiring your 100-year-old name in favor of OUR name, which no one knows.
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Rocking Horse #Chemical—Fifty percent of our resources are dedicated to forward movement.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Branding Iron #Chemical—We relabel everything, so you won’t have to remember those pesky brand names.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Rocking Horse #Chemical—Rapid resource reallocation assures prompt
attention to the revenue stream of the moment.
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Phantom Sales People #Chemical—We will not waste your time with unnecessary physical calls.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Rope-a-Dope #Chemical—Never intimidated or underbid and too stubborn to quit.
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Cocktail Napkin #Chemical—Home of truly inspired marketing plans.
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Phantom Order Desk #Chemical—Your call is important to us. Please stay online.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Shanghai Sally #Chemical—Please to introduce favored prices only to you.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Phantom Customer Service #Chemical—Our website is accepting inquiries
about backorders, incorrect billings and erroneous shipments. Allow ten working days for an acknowledgement.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Phantom Order Desk #Chemical—Our website is available 24/7 to accept your requisitions. Password required, plus acceptable credit card.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Phantom Technical Service #Chemical—Our technical staff has opted for early retirement, but their secretary will be pleased to look into their old files.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Phantom Returned Calls #Chemical—We will return all calls after the sales meeting.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Phantom Returned Calls #Chemical—We return every call within six working months.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Phantom Phone Number #Chemical—Our new owner cancelled our number and rerouted our calls to an Asian service to serve you better.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Phantom Technical Service #Chemical—Our technical staff utilizes their history major educations to help you interpret today’s complex industrial terminology—such as specific gravity and C of A.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Trash Bin #Chemical—One company’s throwaway can be another’s research.
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[Tom Snethen @TomSnethen]

Trash Bin #Chemical—You’ll find treasures in unlikely places.
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