Tom Cornelison

Older guy with ADHD. Opinionated, wrong sometimes, I THINK I am funny.
(No that's not really me in my prof. pic. It's AI but with my face.)

[Tom Cornelison @Tomster1988]

@honeymoon250 Retro Space Loony Tunes

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@WorkElizab Single, or a good partner.

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@AntiWokeMemes She, is technically still a he. You can have a perfect transformation, but, will always still have the same chromosomes and reproductive organs (that does not mean genitalia). But, if it makes them happy, good.

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@oelma__ The Odyssey. The good one.

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@RossyPrime In your paychecks. You know, the right to have a job and live a free life that was given to you by thousands of white people dying to give that to you? And judging by the looks of you, you are definitely not struggling to eat.

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@A_Nostalgilct This post is embarrassing. Nobody goes to their grave wishing they were another guy—least of all someone who has already lived their own incredible life. Why would anyone want to downgrade to being Barack Obama?
Also, Obama died in 2017 at 8 years old? Someone better tell him!

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@StefanikEl83115 I would ask him to respect my beliefs and not force his views on me and others. And if that don't work, I'll just smack him with a slab of bacon and let my dog have fun with the yummy scent.

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@FloraLuzz_ and to continue:
He has given them many chances in the effort to promote peace. Now, tell me, if he had went in guns blazing and just obliterated them after only a few chances, you and I both know he would be called a warmonger. So, give them a chance or bitch when he doesnt?

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@FloraLuzz_ Let's take a look at the track record of the IRGC. Every cease fire, every peace deal, every negotion was broken in less than 48 hours. But, I mean, they really COULD stick to their word this time.. *coughs*

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@DavidJHarrisJr I think the entire world would like to see the evidence of this claim. It totally reeks of bathtub crack.

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@AnthonyBanahask @Matt_Pinner Keep thinking that. I hope it makes you feel better. Crazy how you're the one so hyperfocused trying to put someone down. That's bottom feeder stuff there. I hope your nuts drop someday soon.

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@AnthonyBanahask @Matt_Pinner The guy using internet buzzwords from 2012 in all caps wants to talk about who is pathetic? Irony is completely dead. You are the text-book definition of the loud, overcompensating nobody.

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@Matt_Pinner This is Google's response to your pathetic attacks. I hope your feels are okay, retards.
"Essentially, it's just a digital ego blanket—people tearing down someone else's harmless joy or opinion because their own real-life confidence is running on empty."

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@Matt_Pinner The date with Dua Lipa. That memory will last alot longer than the cash. Besides, it freaking Dua Lipa! Just to be in the same room with those fantastic legs, and that incredible smile... You would be a fool not to.

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@Paul_UAP @Matt_Pinner Did you come up with that all by yourself? Probably not. Your mommy probably told you what to write after she wiped your spittle off of her tit. Keep trying. You might actually reach a positive IQ number.

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@Diego37312100 @Matt_Pinner WOW! How can anyone deny your verdict? I mean with all three of your cartoon posts, how can any single person disagree? Fuck off. Just because you don't agree doesn't mean you're superior.
And https://t.co/j1Dimk5Bvi You can join him.

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@godsmiles338080 @Matt_Pinner Reading comprehension matters. You completely failed to see or ignored the fact that I was talking about memories. You can do it. Keep trying to feel superior.

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@Doughboy1500 @Matt_Pinner Umm, yeah. This isn't the flex you think it is. Grow a pair and get back to me.

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@High_Impact_67 @Matt_Pinner Yeah, judging by your profile, I would rethink trying to feel superior. God damn! A turtle in a masquerade ball has more appeal than you. Grow the fuck up, loser.

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@FreeMind842 @Matt_Pinner So, exactly how do you measure that? Please don't say that it's measured against your stunning IQ. If so, the world is fucking doomed.

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@Raistlhofff @Matt_Pinner Wow! How can anyone deny that rapier wit? I mean, because you don't agree with me, that instantly makes me retarded? You should probably rethink this comment and realize how it points out your complete lack of cognitive ability.