TiddlerTommysTweets

I was born with two belly buttons

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“@UberFacts: About 1 out of every 5 million males are born without a penis. Why always me? #stilllooking

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#nervous #defensive #indenial

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@TomHoldsworth13 #lonley

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@TomHoldsworth13 haven't seen you in a while

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The unblinking eye sees all...

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Coming out of shell to peep round Norwich tomorrow #excited #hermitcock

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I'VE GOT A LITTLE WILLY.

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This heat is not good for me. Drops of sweat bigger than my manhood surely must be sexy? #comeatmelaydeez

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'Are you saying I have a big willy?'

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I've been losing the game for nearly 22 years now bro

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One time I nearly engaged penetration #SoClose #Frustration #guilty

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I'm just waiting for two of my close mates to drop #puberty

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New name for myself. Tom's Tiny Toddler Tiddler #thanksforlistening #tweetmeforaretweet

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@TomHoldsworth13 Charlotte

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Sometimes my brain thinks for me. But #willyknows

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@SurajSharma_91 @Jamie_Brown11 @Henry_Carroll are panicking to space. But I'm not. I need to stay inside and find my willy #thirdyearprobz

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I'm a fucking pussyyyyy

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Split streamed this morning hate it when that happens #messy #Lionel

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Found out today our house has a rat. His dick is bigger than mine @Jamie_Brown11

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Once every full moon when my balls are full of tidal juices, gravity drags me out to say hello #truth