Fatherly Advice

A Father imparts daily advice to his twin daughters one tweet at a time.

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The struggle is real. Real fun.

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Keep your friends close and your sister closer.

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No means no. Until you are old enough to realize that a women can get a man to say yes to anything.

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I'll never read your diaries or listen in on your phone calls... that you know about.

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Take how awesome you think you are and multiply it by 100. That's about half of how awesome I think you are.

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Do as I say, not as I don't say.

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You can be anything you dream of. But if your dreams don't include going to college, they will have to wait until after graduation.

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It might not seem like it at the time, but telling the truth is always the right thing to do.

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First figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to do it as often as you can.

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It's better to say, "at least we tried" than "maybe someday."

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The truth is, it probably doesn't really hurt me more than it hurts you.

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In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

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When it comes to screws and bolts, just remember ... Lefty loosey, righty tighty,

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Everyone who tries fails sometimes, but you can't succeed unless you try.

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When in doubt ... Smile.

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Time is priceless. Spend yours wisely.

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Some day you will look forward to bed time.

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It may take a while for you to come to this realization, but eventually you will. The Beatles are the best rock and roll band of all time.

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The most important things in life aren't things at all. They are people.

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Chocolate chip cookies are no substitute for dinner ... Usually.