Tom Young

civilian personality extraordinaire

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

Limp-wristed tv writer that likes to sneak satire and significant social commentary into character-driven comedy & drama — sort of like blending vegetables into a smoothie so it tastes good but is still sort of good for you #WGAStaffingBoost
#emergingscreenwriter

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

If Barbie needs to go to the ‘real’ world then wtf is she doing in LA?

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The women’s final was better 💅💍

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Orange & Greenville!!! Let’s go @CanesWBB #MarchMadness #ncaawbb #EliteEight

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

But what if the Super Bowl had a twist?

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

Do I tell my next employer that they’re my ‘gender’ now?

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

So how many times did Adam Schiff email you yesterday?

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

@everythingloria WA for 2 seasons on network comedy and a cable mini room 😁

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

@the_petshopboy Just cuz you’re cold doesn’t mean you have to swipe lol

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

Did the Library of Alexandria burn or was it a tax write-off?

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

@vingrao Loser behavior, Vicky!!!

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

Jesus and the 12 apostles are my 13 reasons why

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

Round table panel of coastal gays from battleground districts

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

Kim Petras living her Joan Osborne fantasy in the year of our Lord 2022 #IfJesusWasARockstar

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What’s the point of a choir if there’s no Mary M. Cosby preaching to it? #RHOSLC

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Be your own cult leader #fierceferocity

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

Yes I have a Halloween shirt and yes it is missing!!!

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

Katy Perry endorsing Rick Caruso: You’re right then you’re left, you’re red then you’re blue 🎶

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

Some people uniquely bother me

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

I hope the gay trying to learn “Jar of Hearts” in his apartment finds peace. Quickly.

[Tom Young @TomYoung503]

No one should go home on Carly lip syncs