Daniel L.

Steak geek. Coffee. Red wine. Ex biker. Video tech-head. Father. Cook. Joker.

[Daniel L. @ToneMapper]

@julie_mcha54570 How can you be so utterly gullible?

[Daniel L. @ToneMapper]

@GodandCountryy @nicksortor @JJDJ1187 #deluded idiot.

[United Canada 🇨🇦 @UnitedCanucks26]

Retweet if you stand by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni against Trump. Her Quote ‘Italy And I Never Beg’ 🇮🇹
Canada and Greenland never beg either. 🇨🇦🇬🇱

[Daniel L. @ToneMapper]

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[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work, and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.

As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.

We went there, and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said.

She came out five minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting naked on the sofa.

[Daniel L. @ToneMapper]

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[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is so accurate. I miss real leadership.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A boy calls his eagle

Watch how it lands carefully on the very tip of the glove to avoid hurting him.

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Now that's one way to make marriages last

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐜 @ThoNg676733]

One of the Best SNL Sketches ever!

[Michael Warburton @For_Film_Fans]

“Sun readers don’t care who runs the country as long as she’s got big tits.”

YES, PRIME MINISTER (1987)

Remembering the wonderful PAUL EDDINGTON — born 99yrs ago today.

[Mandy Burrows @MandyBurrows3]

Hostage. State security. Podcast tour. Hair glow-up. The plot remains completely out of control. 📂😭🍿#KatiePrice

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

😂🤣🤣

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Well this just about offends everyone, he might have taken some stick for this one 😳😳😳🥴🥴🥴🤷🏻🤷🏻

[Josh @joshpearson180]

As adverts go, it’s a bloody good one 😂

[CLEAN CAR CLUB @TheCleanCarClub]

1970 Lancia Stratos Zero

[Mor Edge Insight @MorEdge_Insight]

The history of Britain explained
in just 17 seconds 🤣

[Daniel L. @ToneMapper]

@GriftReport What a waste of time.

[Daniel L. @ToneMapper]

@AlfieJCarter Agents