Retweet if you stand by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni against Trump. Her Quote โItaly And I Never Begโ ๐ฎ๐น
Canada and Greenland never beg either. ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ฑ
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didnโt wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work, and even my colleagues didnโt wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, โHappy birthday, boss!โ I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there, and she said, โDo you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?โ โOkay,โ I said.
She came out five minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, โSURPRISE!!!โ while I was waiting naked on the sofa.
โSun readers donโt care who runs the country as long as sheโs got big tits.โ
YES, PRIME MINISTER (1987)
Remembering the wonderful PAUL EDDINGTON โ born 99yrs ago today.