tony spark

voted most athletic in 8th grade 😤 #gswarriors #49ers #sfgiants

[tony spark @tOnerz]

@mymixtapez tory was like

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

I feel ya bro.

[tony spark @tOnerz]

@rahsh33m AMBALANCE PLZZZZZ

[Jasper🅿️🔫🔫 @Jasper30x]

This is soo real and all men can relate😂🤭

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.43*

[Zerigala (CEO of Zeri Co.) @Zerigala69]

I'm CRYING Wolves really got COVID test, paternity test, and driving test on the same team 😭

[DJHed @DJHed]

I forgot how cold 44 was ✊🏾

[tony spark @tOnerz]

@Fullcourtpass lacob gotta chill and just fund everything

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[tony spark @tOnerz]

@49erCarlos what channel? 😫

[tony spark @tOnerz]

got a feeling this one’s gonna be a top seller for the 4th

[tony spark @tOnerz]

@adamemedia1 ISREAL AINT EVEN IN THE WORLD CUP. FUCK OUTTA HERE

[♡ @rxuxtxh]

Elmo issues official apology to the @nyknicks

[tony spark @tOnerz]

@KyleShanascam @PedosFinder maybe the nose 😂

[tony spark @tOnerz]

what a weak ass goal 🤣

[tony spark @tOnerz]

the mufuckin republic of congo!

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Andrés Cantor with the electric Telemundo call of Lionel Messi completing the hat trick and making history. ⚽️🔥🐐🎙️ #WorldCup

[tony spark @tOnerz]

@CallMeJossy @47kasz

[tony spark @tOnerz]

hydration break kinda wack. referee cam is sick tho #worldcup

[tony spark @tOnerz]

dunno what gm3 is but 🔥🔥🔥

[tony spark @tOnerz]

still trying to figure out this cross on the kushface baja blast