Tones

Lawyer, husband, dad, 1st Gen American, Lilywhites and Nerazzurri. Fine, I’ll change my Twitter handle.

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Forget pet hair, I need a carpet cleaner that’s designed to handle a house of Italians.

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@NeenyMenyMinyMo Ciao 👋🏻

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@NeenyMenyMinyMo Probably hand jobs mostly.

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@NeenyMenyMinyMo 😒

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How is it possible that the Honey Bear in Vilas County has the best Italian beef sandwich in the state of Wisconsin? An absurdly low bar, but still.

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I bet if my insurance company knew I supported both Spurs and the Italian national team, they’d raise my premium. #EURo2024 #azzurri

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When Jiro dreamt of sushi, I bet this is what it looked like. #finedining

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Every sentence a sovereign citizen puts in a filing requires at least 4 in response to decipher, correct and then refute.

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@NeenyMenyMinyMo Seems unrelated.

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“First, no hunting people. Second, no running with sticks.”

Parenting a boy sure can be a lot different than a girl…

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*6 yo pedaling furiously*
Me: Hey kiddo, can you try just going at a reg-
Her: SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD

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My kid’s math homework had a question that involved counting days, and boy is that the worst question for a couple lawyers to help on.

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Couldn’t resist the siren song, hit up a Seattle Starbae before heading to the airport.

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Trying really hard not to go to a Starbucks while in Seattle, but I’m also the person who went to an IKEA in Sweden, so it’s inevitable.

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@NeenyMenyMinyMo That’s not get you a breakfast soup.

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@NeenyMenyMinyMo 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

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@NeenyMenyMinyMo We got to have a thrift off. I have a closet full of Burberry, Brooks Brothers, etc on an Old Navy budget.

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@MC_of_A I think it’s that she knows the “right” answer for the primary *is* the lost cause narrative, but that it would be the wrong answer for any other purpose.

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Do all kids argue over *everything* and turn everything into a negotiation? Or just when both their parents are lawyers?

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Fuck yeah Wisconsin.

[Law Forward @lawfwd]

Today's decision from the Wisconsin Supreme Court is a victory for a representative democracy in the state of Wisconsin.

For too long, rightwing interests have rigged the rules without any consequences.