Toni Ngige

Journalist. Businessman. Interest : Construction, Hospitality, Farming. Politics. Sports. Global Trends. The King is more important. I'm the King 🤴!

[Capital FM Kenya @CapitalFMKenya]

Accounting officers face penalties for ignoring audit recommendations https://t.co/b0V09hv0FF

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

Reciprocity. Don't accept free drinks. A Hare Krishna sect member would gift you a small flower and a smile at the airport. Half an hour later at a corner, another disciple of Krishna approaches you, this time asking for a donation. And you have no choice but to donate. A marketing campaign that exposes people to extreme difficulty being in another person's debt. There's nothing like free lunch. Is there?

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

The Black Swan. A Black Swan is an unthinkable event that massively affects your life, career, organization or your country. There are positive and negative Black Swans. Basically a disruption. Avoid surroundings where negative Black Swans thrive. Meaning, stay out of debt, invest and get used to a modest standard of living regardless big breakthrough or not.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

A police officer stopped a Pastor for speeding. The Pastor seeing trouble, yelled back: “I am a Pastor to a Church not a thief” The officer replied: "If you are indeed a Pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car. Bring it.” The Pastor speedily brought out his Bible to prove his honesty and to be freed.

Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me Said the police man. Pastor opened the recommended text and it reads: “Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny”

The perplexed man of God upon interpretation “Quietly” made an “offering” of a "Five Hundred Shillings" to his newly found “Preacher”. The Officer collected his bribe and said to the pastor, “End of the matter.

Go quickly in peace and never argue that policemen collect bribe. We only settle matters quickly and peacefully with all offenders instead of taking them to court to be thrown into prison. It's part of our job.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As 2025 comes to a close, I'm continuing a tradition that I started during my time in the White House: sharing my annual lists of favorite books, movies, and music. I hope you find something new to enjoy—and please send any recommendations for me to check out!

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

Ouuuuuch!!

[Sarcastic Geek @gozkybrain4u]

@ohhanxiety Dating the wrong partner has to be the easiest way to loose weight.

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

Good News in deed. Kiambu Hoiyeeee.

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

@FarmersChoiceKE The guy who preps your bacon has never noticed they put too much salt per serving. Would it help if he stops using the salt shaker?

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

Transaction failed, M-PESA cannot complete payment of Ksh2,500.00 to KPLC PREPAID. The Organization's system receiving the payment experienced some technical challenges, try again later. #KenyaPower Two hours later, any remedy?

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

@PsycheWizard Hii ya Ku-Hara ni kama kuna kaukweli. If you over stuff yourself, you get the result. Harwo Biu!

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

Oooops!

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

@AfricaFactsZone According to who? Where is the data?

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

@CapitalFMKenya Saddened to learn about the passing on of Sean. When radio was RADIO. When capitalfm was CAPITAL FM. When sport update was SPORT UPDATE. When Saturday Music & Sport Was SATURDAY MUSIC & SPORT.....Certainly, The legendary @seancardo was the star of our youth. Go well @seancardo

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

@Milele_FM @meshmzitoh @mulamwah Nimewacha hiyo Ku-save. Utakuwa tu na tupesa mfukoni!

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

River Sagana is a parking zone. Use alternative route!

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

Home of Stars. Playlist loading.....@ShiruwaGp_ @ Lion Place, Westlands https://t.co/9xophxsqvE

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

@ruiruwater There has been no water behind Githunguri Primary school since January. Kindly fix.

[TheStarKenya @TheStarKenya]

Worried you might be sharing an ID with someone else? Go to the bottom 👇👇 of any @TheStarKenya story and Find out https://t.co/q6yz68mcZD

[Toni Ngige @ToniNgige2]

Day 2 of the @radioweekug live in Kampala

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Attending Radio Week Conference in Kampala. Word: Most men prefer to spend time with their mate than girlfriend or wife.