Toni

Picture it. Sicily, 1912.

[Toni @tonithepirate]

@CashApp A tamagotchi. I was never allowed to have one, there was some religious/churchy reason I was told no. Im 34 and still want one

$tonithepirate

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Love having a rough/sad morning, telling a few people and those people not giving half a fuck.
I'm just going to get back into bed.
I'm over it today.
😭

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@CashApp @fentybeauty $tonithepirate

Go sports

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@MatthewACherry @peacock So should I watch?

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I REALLY wanted to see @pattonoswalt today but my toxic abusive ex bf was one of the few people who put the event together. So sadly I had to back out. One day I'll get the chance to shake his hand. One day.

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I moved only 10 minutes away and I feel like nobody gives a shit anymore. It's like I'm "out of sight, out of mind."
And honestly? It really fucking hurts.

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I feel so damn sad & alone today

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@CashApp A bed. I just moved last month and I don't have one.$tonithepirate
🖤
(Been sleeping on a small beat up old couch. Giving me pain.That among others things are making me depressed. I just want a bed and good night sleep)

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@toughtalkty Damn jk Rowling Jr
That's pretty ignorant and insensitive of you. You do realize that your tweet basically said that YOU believe a trans man isn't a real man. Do you know how hateful that sounds and how much harm that can do to people? It's 2023. Grow. The. Hell. Up.

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I'm struggling financially. I dye, polish, clean and touch up shoes. On commission. It sucks that I don't even have a dollar to my name.
I just want to curl up in a ball and cry

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People exchange things without a receipt OR tags all the time. But because I said the word Christmas no? Makes zero sense.

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Got clothes that do not fit as a gift. Tags still on. @Walmart says they do returns with or without a receipt for up to 90 days after the purchase. Apparently this customer service person is refusing me a return OR exchange. I let the dirt underwear they sold me go but this? No

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Nothing more embarrassing than your card declining when all you want is coffee

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@ThreeDailey Same. Same. But most of my friends forgot my birthday on Sunday and I didn't celebrate, I have to move within a week, my dad accidentally tossed my meds, and doordash took the last of my money and j have to wait 3 days for it back.
So yeah

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This happened just worse last month. Last month they tried to double charge me for an order, but I couldn't pay for the 2nd one (I didn't order it lol) but they told me they couldn't hell me until the money physically left my bank & wouldn't stop recharging. Biggest BS ever

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@DoorDash_Help
How are you guys going to not give me half my order, offer credits less than what I paid so when I asked for a refund they said sure but they would have to charge me again to make the adjustments, so I would see "probably" 2 charges before my refund

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@ThatEricAlper O by Damien rice @DamienRice or From under the cork tree by @falloutboy

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Sometimes I think about the time that @HarveyLevinTMZ told me I made a good point and sent me free swag because he liked my opinion so much.
Nobody can tell me that my opinion doesn't matter 😂

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Apparently/technically it's unauthorized, so I don't know why it's not being fixed. I don't have an extra $38!!!!! @DoorDash_Help

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Literally about to never use @DoorDash again their chat/support system is awful. They can't get their stuff together, say different things, tell me I don't know what I'm talking about, hang up on me, etc. When all I want to know is why they are charging me TWICE.