Tonny Castro🇰🇪🇮🇱

[Black Quin🕊 @MoshPhiphi]

I can’t stop laughing

[Curto wick @kienileaves]

Me at the border when my Burundian barber tries to leave(nataka anieleze kama ni Ruto alimleta Nairobi ama ni kazi):

[Julliet Njeri 🇰🇪 @JullietNjeri]

Stop destroying and pillaging other countries, and no one will bother you in yours.

[Tonny Castro🇰🇪🇮🇱 @TonnyRui]

@Hadrians_Wall_1 @JullietNjeri We don't care as long as it is a white country,we are going to invade in mass,our goal is to make Europe a black continent.

[Ben @TheKimilu]

clean money will be end of us

[89 @89billionaire]

💙

[فسحة Fos7a @Fos7a_]

يعجز اللسان عن التعبير...أم شنطة🇲🇦 مع افريقي من جنوب الصحراء🤐

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

1. The vagina is about ten times cleaner than the mouth. No matter how you brush your teeth always, the mouth is still the dirtiest part of the body.

2. Your intestines know what shape they're supposed to be in, and can move themselves, which means surgeons can just stuff them back into you when they're done and they'll sort themselves out.

3. When you do tattoo removal, the ink doesn't disappear, you pee it out. Your body's immune system breaks down the pigments of ink and it flows in your blood stream, gets processed through your kidneys, then you pee out the ink.

4. If you hit your chest at a very specific time in the electrical cycle your heart will stop.

5. The pain you feel from a sunburn is your skin cells effectively killing themselves before they mutate into cancer.

6. The way your eyes are shaped causes your vision to be upside down but your brain flips the image automatically.

7. When you die, your hearing is the last to go. So imagine you die in a fire or in a war or something and the last thing you hear is like screaming and chaos

8. The length of a man's penis is equal to the length of his thumb times 3

9. Everyone's tongue print is different, just like fingerprint.

10. Babies have 94 More Bones Than Adults.

11. The human brain typically weighs around three pounds, and men’s brains are on average a bit larger than women’s. But Brain weight is not a measure of intelligence.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

12. Your heart pumps about 2,500 gallons of blood every day.

[Tonny Castro🇰🇪🇮🇱 @TonnyRui]

@iiamjeph He looks like he is from Somalia.

[Persian Girl @Persianserene1]

Last time I said Black Iranians, and I got criticized for it. This time I said Afro-Iranian, and I’m getting criticized again

Now I’m genuinely confused!? Which one am I supposed to use?

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Iliman Ndiaye leaving 4th placed Everton to join 20th placed Spurs:

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Nkurunziza amenitoa from a solid 2.7 to 3.9 💈
God bless immigration 😂

[Tonny Castro🇰🇪🇮🇱 @TonnyRui]

@SimplyMiwe Damn!

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Hapa labda mnipanulie raza na car jack ndio nifikie kilgoris. Looking good dia ❤️

[AntohKE @therealantoh]

Hii clip ya Ruto leo imenimaliza sana.
Ukion hii clip be sure utapea Ruto kura.
Naisha😂

[M O I B E N S H I R E @Kapyoseiin]

There will be always a video of Dj Shiti you've never watched I swear 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mack @whatMackSays]

I think about this video from time to time😂😂

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

As soon as you have landed in Australia, in whatever means, huwezi kosa kazi. As long as you have made peace with the fact that your long list of certificates haitawahi kusaidia, and mambo ya white-collar jobs maybe watoto wako wataendeleza, you are good to go.

From digging trenches, whispering sweet nothings to wealthy Caucasians to make them sleep early at a fee, picking strawberries in large farms, weeding mushrooms, or even herding cattle, ni kama uko nyumbani; basically, the list is endless, na utakula dollar based on level ya kujituma na kamba yako ya “tethering.”

The one which I found very interesting though, ni ile ya kuchunga ng’ombe kwa dairy, ile machine ya kukamua isimalize maziwa ianze kunyonya damu. What many of you are not aware of is, ng’ombe za Caucasians ni kama tu watu. They have allergies, eat specific foods, and some even have mood swings and bipolar.

So, based on these unique “challenges,” milk production is different for every cow, and programming AI to start and stop at specific intervals is close to impossible.

Each cow kwa dairy has a unique file, kama zile patients huwekewa kando ya kitanda kwa hospitali za uptown. Your supervisor gives you a quick orientation on how to handle them before kazi ianze.

So, it’s not uncommon kuona Vijana wa nyumbani who are hailed as kings back at home wamepangishwa line kama wamevaa apron, one eye ikiangalia details kwa file na ingine kwa machine ya kutoa maziwa keenly, ndio waichomoe immediately maziwa imeisha before things escalate na nduru ya “client” ifikie matajiri wapewe show-cause letter on why they should be retained.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

A hybrid grass stitching machine is being used at the Raila Odinga International Stadium as the final preparations on the playing surface get underway.

[🇵🇹 @OgunjobiBu81876]

Too shy for Influencing
Too dumb for crypto
Too honest for scam
Too lazy for 9-5

Please tell me how can I make money?😭