Tonny

I tweet stuff that makes *way* too much sense

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@CODUpdates Will Ricochet ever support new platforms, like Steam OS?

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@PlayStation BRING BACK THE DISC!

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@CODUpdates Great work!
Some big issues remain,
- Snipers in BO1 are wildly inaccurate and fail to connect shots reliability
- BO1 shows players their team before entering a match, but the teams are randomized again when joining (this separates parties)
- Both games fail to fill lobbies

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

life before this tweet:

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@PlayStation

[Coastal Elite @polarctrl]

“Are you ready for your cinematography lessons?”

Steven Spielberg shuddered.

Quentin Tarantino gulped.

Martin Scorsese quivered.

“Yes House of Commons Camera Operator,” they said in unison.

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@PlayStation

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

ooh look at me i'm joe locke i'm an avenger and my friend is patti lupone and for work i get blown on screen by kit connor

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@Dominos_UK All digital future

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@PlayStation

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@CODUpdates Thank you!
Next, please ban the cheaters!
IP Bans, hardware bans, account bans, please!