Ton Ton James

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.

[Ton Ton James @TonTonJames]

majority still matters, bribes become risky and alliances can’t fully control the outcome. even if everyone targets one person, there’s still a small chance it flips. also maybe each player gets one optional self vote they can use once, or give up for a cash bonus. @MrBeast

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@beastgames random thought about the telephone game ending. it could’ve been way more interesting with one small change.

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instead of majority automatically deciding who goes through, what if every vote just counted as one entry in a random draw. so if 10 people vote and 8 choose the same person, that person has 8 chances to be picked, but it’s still not guaranteed. jimmy pulls one name live.

[Ton Ton James @TonTonJames]

Auto-blocking dumb posts on 2026.

[Ton Ton James @TonTonJames]

Need to be a millionaire next year. Need tips.

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RIP Charlie

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

America will never be the same.

[Ton Ton James @TonTonJames]

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@GothamChess

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Sources confirm Meta is down because Zuck accidentally stepped on the main server wire while practicing his VR kung fu. #facebookdown

[Ton Ton James @TonTonJames]

Dentist: Kamusta na yung work mo?
Ako na nakanganga: ANGAH LHHH NAWMM GHHK MHHHYYA AMMMAN 😲

[Ton Ton James @TonTonJames]

I just started playing Stardew Valley, and I'm wondering why we don't have a 100 days SV video from @LukeTheNotable yet.

[Ton Ton James @TonTonJames]

@YouTube pls stop highlighting comments like 'Who’s here in 2069?' I miss the days when top comments weren’t calendars.

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@AmeriF1rst @clownworld They said it's because of the budget. God darn it, Budget!

[Ton Ton James @TonTonJames]

Let's play pretend forever ig 🫠

[Ton Ton James @TonTonJames]

@MrBeast @MrBeast how are you gonna deliver that to the Philippines? #HBD

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@imane collab with @JohnnySins when

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Thank God I wasn't the only one. I thought my Facebook and IG was hacked for a second there.

[Ton Ton James @TonTonJames]

HSR Best Girl.

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P*ta monday na

[Ton Ton James @TonTonJames]

In the next 50-100 years, I imagine people scrolling through random profiles to check if they are still alive.