Tony Ardinger

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@HorrorPaperback “Well, you’re getting strawberry!”

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@PopBase That plucky little nation that defeated the giant Ottoman Empire has now defeated homophobia!

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@freep @junfuphoto

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@TheBatHome “The Lamborghini then! Much more subtle!”

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@DiscussingFilm “Why the hell is Maggie in the front seat?!”

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“There’s more!”

[Mark Mitchell, Honest Pollster @honestpollster]

DEAR GOD

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@CoralReefee

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@BSMotorCity Fill a bathtub with a hundred cups of water and a cup of salt.

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@joschurale “I wanna ride the pony!”

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@albeertobrr “A cloud, in the shape, of a killer shark!”

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@BNONews It’s safe to assume that Iran was unable to hide the Salami! Am I right?

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@ElectsWorld President Jimble type approval rating

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@DiscussingFilm You is not ended, you is blind!

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@AndrewYang Bro’s pulling out some Scott Steiner math.

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“Blade!”

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Majority of teen homicide victims killed by blade, says ONS https://t.co/66nT5gYc1f

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@BBCNews “Blade!!”

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@joshnamesnotjo1 The first one sounds like they’re saying “they must cum, flowers.”

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@imagesaicouldnt I used to go to school with him

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@WrestlingWCC “I summon the very fact that I am a man!”

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@wrhiv_72 @jasonbenetti @RyanDLeaf Play by play guy sounds like Bob from Bob’s Burgers