Tony Khan't

Owner of All Friends Wrestling and AEWfeakazoids. Professional Snowman.

3 time Dave Meltzer employer of the year.

Parody Account

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

𝐈 guarantee that 40k tickets were
𝐁𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 by our UK fans. Seeing
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦 so excited for
𝐀𝐥𝐥 In isn't suspicious at all!

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

@ThisIsNasty We know all about Sliders here at AEW.

Our ratings have been on the slide for months after all!

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

You're thinking about him more than I am!

[Unpaid Critic @Unpaid__Critic]

Every time Gunther has a BANGER match. I think about this man 😭

#WWENOC

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

It's Double Or Nothing day!

Remember that since the very first PPV we've managed to Double the amount of indie geeks and driven the attendees down to Nothing!

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

@JimmyJimmyJam1 @WrastleCringe @WWFCounselor How am I supposed to keep track of all my old shows when I can keep adding newer ones to be watched by even less people!

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

Usually when I pay millions for garbage it ends up wrestling on DARK!

At least I know this game will actually be seen by more than half a dozen people on YouTube, the bargain bin at GameStop is way more popular!

[JobberNationTV: THE REALITY CHECK FOR THE IWC @JobberNationTV]

Tony Con paid millions for this garbage

This looks like crap

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

@devz562 @ThisIsNasty I expect our Viewer to continue tuning in regardless!

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

@WWEGareth Only REAL promotions like mine give away their tickets with bad fast food!

Gotta give the marks the shits before they watch a show featuring the drizzling shits!

[Rob from LBI @New12Robert]

@WWFCounselor They hate the fact that WWE is everything they want AEW to be from a popularity standpoint.

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

I guess this is what happens when I pay my social media team with the leftovers in Frosty's special bag of sugar!

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

It's #WWENOC tonight where they only need one title to be the talk of the World!

I've added another 4 titles to AEW since starting this tweet and we haven't even got a Twitter notification for it!

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

@WWFCounselor @TinyKhan7 Well, then I've a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, this account is the Twitter equivalent of a BRAND NEW SHOW

The only difference is it gets worse numbers, is full of all the tweets that weren't being used and no ones paying me to make it!

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

@AEW @TonyKhan @RefAubrey @WillWashington With ticket sales so low for it we're thinking about bringing back wrestlers in the crowd!

The roster is big enough and we can finally give them something to do!

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

We here at AEW would NEVER do a show in Saudi Arabia, even though we'd make more money in one day than we have the entire history of the company!

We've got principles! We've got respect for our talent! We....were never actually asked, otherwise we'd be there!

#NightOfChampions

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

@DemonEvilMuscle They definitely should!

I made an entire company for a handful of marks who cheered for their faves and look where it's got me!

Hundreds of millions of dollars in debt with a dying company!

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

@SlappadaBRO_WWE @WWFCounselor This looks like a fight to me!

I should know! Sure Daddy had to pay some guys to sell for me in my teens so I could get into a real fight, but this is exactly how it went down!!

[Tony Khan't @TonyKhannot]

@WWFCounselor "The ratings are only down because of Basketball! There were no games on TV...but people were probably playing it outside instead of watching AEW!"