Tony Meyer

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"MeUndies! MeUndies! No more sweaty balls" I can't get @billburr 's jingle out of my fuckin' head

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Just bought tickets for @AriShaffir in Portland on March 7th at @HeliumComedyPdx. Fuckin' stoked

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I thought he was an Olympic swimmer...but I still a great point. We should care what she does with his life. @AriShaffir

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VERY impressed by @SpiderAnderson 's translator. That dude has a great short term memory. Usually they seem to just summarize. @ufc

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27 @EstherKuKu

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I go big at work @EstherKuKu

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@midnight Trying to decide which one of your private jets to take. #RichPeopleProblems

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@TheBuzzerOnFOX @ufc @josealdojunior @TheNotoriousMMA @UFCONFOX @FOXSports1. WOAH!!!

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Is MLK day the most underrated holiday? I think so!

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What's the best way to get over a horrendous Packers loss?!?! By watching some awesome @ufc fights of course. #UFCBoston

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"If I would've did my job... the game would've been over." - Brandon Bostick on the crucial onside kick: http://t.co/71Zrfdzfmd

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GOLD! @giggitygreg @redban @tomsegura @ChristinaP

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@99Zeus99 You make some great points. It would be awesome to see what type of numbers he could put up in today's game.

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@99Zeus99 That is a great point. The man swung a tree trunk! He did hit bombs (Obviously) but he also ran like he had a stick up his ass

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@99Zeus99 @billburr Na. His swing was short and sweet. ALL his power was in that beer drinkin' hot dog slamming gut.

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@billburr @PaulVirzi. If those legs don't say "Greatest of all time" I don't know what does

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@kylekinane I don't think the CIA believes in safe words...

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#ElderlyTVshow
Breaking Hips
@midnight

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Kevin Bacon Grease. #BiggerStars @midnight

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Droolio #BabyRappers @midnight