And a “ladder match” ?
What part of a household item that’s stored outside your house on a hook in the garage says “professional wrestling”
That was an exercise in mid 90s television stunt show masochism. There is NO CLEAR evidence that anyone is better than MY CLIENT
The disgusting martyr like sacrifice that a has been took upon herself to engage in was nothing more than a desperate grab for a viral moment at the expense of YOUR Mad King which cost us our moment
You will be hearing from me directly in your office due to this “ladder match”
The peak of pro wrestling
The summit of sports athletes
Michael Kelly is the Mad King of the industry and you’re all just mad that he’s the greatest of all time.
They’ll write about him in books on this sport and generations of future wrestlers will read it like it’s the Bible
At the end, one man did exactly what he said he was going to do. Dubious actions, raw grit, and deadly execution earned Michael Kelly chances at both the Pro Wrestling NEO AND King's Road's top championships.
Will the fruits of the Mad King's labors produce all-time glory?
How does a SPACE SHIP land in the middle of my fucking event?! Then THEN. Then this this masked monster he just killed off the local jobber I gotta pay his family off to keep quiet and now I have to pay for average joes medical bills he may never walk again because of an ALIEN?!!
Turns out that circus company flopped. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the call made to PETA & the health board regarding a woman’s urine being found on the popcorn and the tigers being forced to watch Lisa Seldon matches
Of course you have
Because THAT is the POWER of YOUR MAD KING Michael Kelly.
You can not, will not, and, couldn’t ever fail or be left for dead when Michael Kelly single handedly WILLS your company to exist show to show.
Club or fed.
Michael Kelly is your MAD KING
I’m going to send you an invoice pretty soon because by the time our Mad King has chewed you up and spit you out it will be considered a consultation in how to properly wrestle and talk trash on the internet.
And I’m not cheap.
Unlike the quality of your products.