uMaNdlovu

watch this *commits mediocrity*

[uMaNdlovu @ToochooB]

sondela sthandwa sondelaaaaaaa 😩 laced w crack

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Financial struggles make you feel like you’re failing everyone you love

[َ @angeilures]

i fantasize about people finding me dead so they realize how bad it really was

[latke @latkedelrey]

when snooki said Why is everyone acting weird towards me…. i felt that

[َ @angeilures]

i cried until my eyes were puffy with a headache but ok yea sure i'll fix my fucking attitude.

[mommiana @mommiana5]

Be a good boy then

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

😔

[Baby Tay @sexyandsadity]

it gives me a rush

[nico 🏁 🇧🇦 @bombdiggy__]

Just like that, this is being looked into and some poor person is being told “you don’t need to come in on Saturday and Sunday”

[CallUnc @Callunc]

When I put "???" in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone 😬

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Don't think too much about it"
Me all night:

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me after cutting ties with that one manipulative friend with a victim complex

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

We made so much fun of hantavirus that they deleted the whole storyline.

The disease just pack up and left due to bad ratings.

[bab’sibiya💗 @_lizwe]

my biggest downfall as a youngho is that I don’t know how to ask a man for money 😭😭🧎🏾‍➡️

[g3li @PBandGelii]

Tell me why I’m chilling near the Eiffel Tower with many other fete de la musique attendees and TEAR GAS is released?

[JENIFA @fwjenifa]

Niggas want to have 2 girlfriends like shit sweet, but if I wanted 2 boyfriends I'm a hoe???? LMAOO

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I DO NOT CARE what ANYONE says
BE CAREFUL what you say at WORK.
Someone is ALWAYS listening!

[Lil Mabele @_plamz]

Maybe I am truly bad vibes but if I was missing my flight/eurostar, got double booked on my accom I’d just assume God don’t want me there cause huh😭the UK girls tiktoks are killing me? Uber from ldn to Paris? Everyone has gone mad for fete… it’s actually ok.

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

Someone said you have to dilute each Polygamist episode with two episodes of Sofia the First to stay sane😭😭