Myles

[Myles @tooIe_]

@Jacob_Letwin Lori playing hard to get on fb marketplace, respectable

[Myles @tooIe_]

I just know the dude’s saying “don’t have sex if you don’t want a baby” are the same ones in every woman’s message requests begging for sex in the most offensive way possible

[Myles @tooIe_]

mount fuckin sriracha erupted in my kitchen this morning and ruined my day, they gotta change those damn bottles

[Myles @tooIe_]

sheryl crow is criminally underrated

[Rohail 🇵🇰 @someduudee]

5 year old me at the zoo:

[Myles @tooIe_]

can’t believe I bought 26 liters of milk for this, there’s barely any snow what a waste

[Myles @tooIe_]

damn this blizzard’s already done more to slow the spread of covid than our useless ass premier

[Myles @tooIe_]

I love spring!

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

Stop motion woodworking for the milk.

[Myles @tooIe_]

I feel like I’m drinking maraschino cherry juice

[Myles @tooIe_]

accidentally bought a coke “starlight” today and now my day is ruined

[Myles @tooIe_]

crazy I tried to start goin back to the gym and suddenly got covid, don’t worry universe, message received

[Myles @tooIe_]

@archaeocaitlin ok thank you thank you!!

[Myles @tooIe_]

Help I’m outta the loop, are rapid tests readily available somewhere yet or do I gotta hop on the black market to get one of these things?

[Myles @tooIe_]

@DyIharr ok good to hear, thank you!!

[Myles @tooIe_]

@nswxrtz ok great! thank you!!

[Georgia @georgiamariexo]

the biggest realisation I've come to since being an adult is that lunch is the WORST, no I don't want tinned soup, no I don't want beige freezer food, no I don't want to spend £4 on a meal deal and no I absolutely do not want to cook at 1pm, does this ever end

[Myles @tooIe_]

@archaeocaitlin I mean it probably could be fun, I didn’t really give it a chance and left after like a half hour lol

[Myles @tooIe_]

the rec room gotta be the strangest place to be on a saturday night, there’s grown men tryna turn up like it’s a nightclub while little kids are running around playing giant fuckin flappy bird, so weird

[Myles @tooIe_]

@BradyRicketts19 I was both