Goodwill Took My Sanity

came to kick gum and chew ass and I'm all out of ass

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

@Joshquigs13 Both men and women are toxic. It's just that no one wants to accept that they're wrong and no one will tell them that they're wrong bc they don't want to get in trouble

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

Are you a covid mask? Bc I want you on my face #TuesdayMotivation #الشيخ_صباح_الأحمد_الصباح #kuwait

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

@MartinBlythe25 @Joshquigs13 We should eat him bc then WE get tacos and cake. You gotta think my boi💃

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

I fucked my 1st cousin because I ALWAYS go for number 1 #DANK #Feminism

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

I can't believe it's closer to year 3000 than year 2000 😲😲😲 #Science #GameofThrones #BBCAN7

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

Good morning my loyal chunks of fleash go get me followers

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

If we see "Bluetooth" do colorblind people see "Tooth"?#dankmemes

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

Why does the deaf girl keep throwing gang signs at me? #dankmemes

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

*staring at Medusa's tits*
Medusa: "Hey buddy my eyes are up here"
Me: *already rock hard*

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

Putting a pencil on your ear actually makes you smarter!! I was gonna write it down but idk where my pencil is

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

Does the doctor also stick their finger up your ass when you go in for a common cold?

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

If you are what you eat then yes. I am an innocent man #WitchHunt #TheWomenTellAll #APUSHProblems

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

Florida is shaped like a penis. It's as smart as one too

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

All kids do at my school is scream and the teacher always calls them "special Ed" or whatever. I'm sorta pissed that those kids are getting better education than mine SMH I WANT TO BE SPECIAL TOO 😡 #Pakistan

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

Why won't my girlfriend make anime sex noises?

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

Update: I did some research and apparently when you cut it in half it gets smaller

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

If you cut a ramen meal in half then you have two meals. Now if you cut it in half for infinity then you have infinity meals. Y'all are fucking stupid

[Goodwill Took My Sanity @TookSanity]

Why does the liquid in thermometers taste so good?