Ana

Fascinated by words, anything financial (especially cryptocurrencies), music and video games! Self-titled Futurist. MA Accounting & Finance in progress! 📚

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

In b4 pollution gets so bad we start capitalising on fresh air.

[TTI @TikTokInvestors]

Our next big investment: fake virtual real estate! #Earth2

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

I think the idea of surrounding yourself with like-minded people is still relatively prevalent and with good reason! Those with similar thoughts can truly change and inspire one another.

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

Anyone want audited??? 😂😭

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

roses are red
violets are blue
i will audit you

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

@ParikPatelCFA 5’2”

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

Short-selling is just when investors under the height of 5’5” execute their put options.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

What exactly is short-selling? And is it evil?

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

@NwoluN Buy stonks, watch them fall, cry, repeat.

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

Alone on Valentine’s Day? No problem! Invest in the stock market, cheaper than a dinner for two and you still have a chance to get fucked!

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

Clearly half of investors have forgotten their manners! What happened to holding the door for others?! 😂😂

[WallStreetBets @wallstreetbets]

What's the name of this formation?

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

Let’s be fair boys, the real reason we all invested in $GME is because we are all tired of being played. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

@Bryconsin So cute! Cheered me up a ton! Thank you! ☺️

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

Just had my heart broken, which stock should I buy to cheer myself up? 🤔

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

Most incredible art I’ve seen.

[Matt E @matthewesp]

Just a casual reminder that Valentines Day is 3 weeks away

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

As someone just away to turn 19, I can utterly confirm.

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Bitcoin is the future and gold is the past.

Don't believe me?

Just ask any kid under the age of 25.

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

Can confirm after reading the first chapter that this textbook is indeed one of the best I’ve ever read.

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

This could quite possibly be the most enticing textbook cover I’ve ever seen. 🤔

[Ana @TooMetaPhysical]

This could quite possibly be the most enticing textbook cover I’ve ever seen. 🤔

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

Retweet if you think @elonmusk should put Bitcoin on the Tesla balance sheet

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

If you're a young person interested in finance, don't go work at a bank or legacy financial advisor.

Spend every waking hour figuring out how you can help build the new digital, decentralized financial system.

[litquidity @litcapital]

let kids believe in Santa. y’all grown asf and still believe in efficient markets

[Microsoft Excel @msexcel]

Your Excel 2020 Wrapped: You used XLOOKUP 24,000 times

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Apparently #Bitcoin is crashing because it had a really bad earnings call. EPC (earnings per coin) down 30% YoY. My DCF is giving me 40% downside from here. NOT investment advice.