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They'll never catch the Twig!!!

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The trial showed that the Access Hollywood tape surfacing prompted the pay off of Stormy Daniels, so the Trump campaign must have thought it was relevant. So my personal opinion is indeed this was a victimless crime, but it had a bigger chance of mattering than Hunter’s gun.

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@billmaher one key difference between Trump and Hunter Biden trials: Trump suppressed information that MAY have shifted the outcome of the election. Now, if people voted for the “pussy grabber,” were they going to care about paying off a pornstar? Probably not.

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@cnn that response was scary, yikes

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@foofighters I only get on Twitter to say it was a pleasure to meet Mr. Dave Grohl! I’m starstruck!

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@PabloTorre I’m glad I don’t have great aerobic courage or I might go for a run and miss @AroundtheHorn

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@NBAonTNT I had a bet on the Hawks I was nervous about until Charles made his guarantee. Thanks Chuck!

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@minakimes is the definition of #alpha

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Chuck being held by Shaq #NBAonTNT

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Can Kenny perform that same magic trick with a paper towel? #NBAonTNT

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Milton’s son will be Milky Way if he shoots that silky smooth. Shaq is it car-a-mel or “carmel”? #NBAonTNT

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@minakimes your puns were as corny as those nachos and I’m here for it!

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@LastWeekTonight I was approx 85% finished with my Crunchwrap when I saw this

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Some of you didn’t pay attention in Statistics or make it far enough in math to take that class and it shows

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Incredible how many Trump supporters I know that are “taking a break from the news” when I ask them about recent events (Antifa conspiracy tweet, Military leaders condemnation, “photo op”). Swallowing bleach didn’t make you want to tune out???

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I hadn’t really heard any news regarding Hillary, Obama, or Pelosi lately, and I was wondering what they had been up to. So I just asked my Conservative friend a critical question about Trump and they told me ALL about the other three. #blaming #deflecting

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@NYGovCuomo @NYGovCuomo love your banter about the sauce and who is mom’s favorite...son lol

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Thank you Dr. Fauci for your service during this crisis. In your experience, can a virus like this have lasting effects, even if a person is asymptomatic? Is there a risk of permanent damage to an infected individual? #CNNTownHall

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Yo at least 4 people can hit that one ventilator, no problem. Just don’t fuck up the rotation and we good.

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Can’t believe we didn’t think of this for this ventilator problem: puff, puff, pass. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@NYGovCuomo @ChrisCuomo I want to be at the Cuomo household for Thanksgiving (when #SocialDistanacing is no longer needed of course). The knowledge, discourse, and wisecracks without missing a beat are FANTASTIC. This is must see tv