Lindsay J. Timko

* SOCIAL MEDIA ADDICT * DOG LOVER * MUSIC BUFF * FOOD OBSESSED *
SPORTS FANATIC * AVID READER * GLUTEN-FREE FOLLOWER *
BEAUTY PRODUCT JUNKIE *JERSEY GIRL*

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

@NWSSeattle Did you go out for cocktails with mother nature and she gave you the inside story? Like how stupid can you be? Do you think it’s a good idea telling people the opposite of what every legitimate new source is saying? Don’t fck with people’s lives.

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

@TateTheTalisman @ReeceIsRanting @gofundme Here’s a thought: was the money taken out of your bank account? #BecauseIAmAProblemSolver

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

@mrbobodenkirk You got robbed. I’ve never really cared who won an Emmy until tonight and now I am pissed. Better Call Saul was BY FAR the better show by a long shot.

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

@nj1015 I lived all over New England for close to 20 years. Rhode Island is way waaaaay worse than Vermont pizza. 💯

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

@To1959Me @OccupyDemocrats You would think differently if you had a child that was transgender. 💯💯💯

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

If you know me at all—you know that I’m obsessed with Neil Diamond—and this play was AWESOME. 💯🤗 #sogoodsogoodsogood #neildiamondisgod @ Broadhurst Theatre https://t.co/khB3KLtyXM

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

Kyra is literally rolling her eyes at me…🤣🤣🤣 #muttsofinstagram #kyratimko @ New Jersey https://t.co/9cSiNVISLS

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

They say “if you see something—say something”. Well I see a large Planet Fitness sign and it needs to be removed immediately. #planetfitnesscanfuckoff @ Times Square, New York City https://t.co/9OGUXCgROd

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

Fun night.🤗 #latergram #uglychristmassweater #karaoke @ New Jersey https://t.co/ZLHbYCR1Z5

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

TONIGHT! 🙌🙌🙌 #nj #trivianight #hunterdoncountynj @ The Rail https://t.co/yD2JClqdTr

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

#tacotuesday #nj @ The Rail https://t.co/VOsNmKzxuY

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

@nj1015 It takes a lot for me to write a bad review—but that place was legitimately the worst dining experience of my life.

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

@News12NJ Clearly, this wasn’t your child or you would stfu. A bunch of pricks on this thread.

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

Kyra loves her Christmas cookies from The Hungry Hound. #kyratimko #muttsofinstagram #cookiemonster @ New Jersey https://t.co/WGGtpCqiVB

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

Just a couple-few weeks late— but thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes! It took me ten minutes to blow out this candle…lol. ❤️ #birthdaygirl #sagittariusseason @ The Rail https://t.co/WGqpRaNM07

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

When you’re an older doggie you celebrate both the day you were born and your adoption date…so happy “born day” to my pup! 11 years old!!! ❤️ #muttsofinstagram #happybirthday #mymainbitch #kyratimko @ New Jersey https://t.co/8OTxosENhD

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

Winner winner turkey dinner! #triviawinners #trivianight #nj @ New Jersey https://t.co/SzX32H4w7m

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

@TheAngryOlogist Actually… it was Benjamin Franklin.

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

🤣🤣🤣 @ The Rail https://t.co/SJGUqIx0ac

[Lindsay J. Timko @Tootse81]

#events #hunterdoncountynj @ The Rail https://t.co/8Ta1WWvsFz