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[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

I don't hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

My Vocabulary = 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

FACEBOOK: Where sluts complain about other sluts being sluts.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

There's a McDonald's for everyone!
Except you... you've had enough.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

COOL STORY BRO. So, what chapter do you shut the hell up on?

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

How much Dub could a Dubstep Step, if a Dubstep could Step Dub?

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

"I'm a wizard." "Then prove it." "Sorry I cant, no magic outside Hogwarts.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

A bug landed on my computer screen, and my first reaction was to scare it away with the mouse.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

I hate people who say age is just a number........ Age is clearly a word.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

Respect your parents. They pay for your internet.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

Oh, you like to talk shit behind my back? You're in a great position to kiss my ass.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

What's the formula for holy water? H2OMG!

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

Raising your hand for the obvious question so you don't get called on later.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

Yup pretty much

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

Me: *wakes up* 2 hours later me: *gets out of bed*

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

Seeing an attractive person in public and wondering if you'll ever see them again.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

I spend 13% of my day texting, 5% watching tv, 2% doing homework, & 80% on twitter.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

Dear Cancer, i hope you get Cancer and die.

[Troll Face Guy @Troll_Face_Guy]

Fuck me if I'm wrong but I think you want to have sex with me.