Sammy Small Legs

[Sammy Small Legs @Top_Cheddar]

@MuskTillDawn My fridge makes like 300 a day and I don't have to do a damn thing

[Sammy Small Legs @Top_Cheddar]

@constans I thought it was the Zionist lady who's always whining about Mamdani

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@speightsmuse @sanpellyenjoyer He essentially trapped me in this dilemma

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Let’s turn the reflecting pool into something people can actually use

[myth.of.sissypuss 🌈 @mythofsissypuss]

train dog in a moral conundrum

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@privaz3tte No vitality, endurance, strength or intelligence stats. instant rejection

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@hecubian_devil If Halo 2 came out in 2026 these same people would be calling the Arbiter DEI and woke

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@roun_sa_ville Cabo Verde is gonna win it all, just gotta get past Spain

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@mikeschechter "Promises made, promises ke... wait the orphans need how much?!?!"

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@turbomander piss and poop meter with a public urination system

[RB (Ringless Bitch) @RyB_311]

Assembling the Epstein avengers

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

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@invertedspear22 wish she were hairier tho

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@hthieblot Create a Ride

[Cooper ✮˚.⋆ @Hanniper_]

Holy shit two cakes

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@insomnium_ @spinitbackzed Can you kirkify Oh Father and Homelander too?

[LegacyFitz @LegacyFitz11]

First it’s Wemby… now it’s our turn.

[Sammy Small Legs @Top_Cheddar]

@pangaeafan Used to buy weed from a guy who lived on a farm and had a pet raccoon. He was also the kind of dealer who'd smoke you out and talk your ears off before you could buy. You just don't get that kind of experience at a dispensary