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I love Lebron and all things Boston!!!

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Pinning this tweet because I think it’s the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life

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Kodak Black has been offered an in person hearing with the NHL department of player safety for hitting from behind, per Frank Sunscreenandspaghetti

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@berezin_goal Why does everyone think Tanev is a lock to stay? Honestly if you’re building out your D for the next 2-3 years it makes more sense to keep Carlo as a steady right shot guy than Tanev.

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@scottcwheeler He needed guys on lines 1-3 for the PP and then again at the end of the game with the goalie pulled. 4th line is only option that’s fresh without going to the blender

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@mirtle Can they send another guy down to make more space tomorrow or is this their max room unless they trade a roster guy?

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@kirkminshow I think my favourite part of the Thome stream was about 4 hours in where coleman casually guessed “Ted Kaczynski” and no one batted an eye.

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@JoshYohe_PGH @mirtle But he wasn’t honest at all? He’s been linked to Pitt for at least a couple months. Starting to seem like he was playing the leafs for more money and they caught on and sent him packing

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@NoLayingUp Cmon why in the word would he want to do that

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@frank_seravalli Fuck off Frank.

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@allinkid @chrismeaney @FTNNetwork Need my two flexes to go +20 on Aaron Jones (RIP me). The ranks say Watson and Lazard but would you pivot from Lazard to Skrowneck/Van Jefferson for a higher chance of two booms?

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@ArianFoster Only one good run??? That’s kinda mean. I think he had lots of good runs

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@JFreshHockey The funny thing is I’m 95% sure that line of reasoning comes from the fact that EA sports arbitrarily made players “stop growing” at 26.

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@BarstoolChief Honest question (ignore my username). Do you think the blackhawks are making “bad picks” or is there something internally where they aren’t developing their picks properly.

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@LNNinstagram Remind me again why we are trading a guy who put up 50 points last year for draft picks??

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@TheAthleticMLB @TheAthletic Toronto Maple Leads for Brown, Neilson and a 2nd round pick

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@andystrickland alright we get it your friends with his father…

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@danabeers @JeffDLowe @BarstoolMSU @MSU_Football @TheRealSparty @MSU_Basketball Gators seem like a good choice here

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@barstoolsports @Jomboy_

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What a long day at work. So exited to turn on the Open Championship as soon as I get home. Haven’t even looked at the scoreboard all day. I hope my man Tiger is in the mix!!

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@barstoolsports No he’s not lol he looks like an idiot

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@odognine2 Thanks for being the only guy on the “Toronto Sports Network” who doesn’t shit down the good guys throat every chance they get. The way they were talking yesterday you’d think the Leafs had 75 points last year…

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@heatdaddy69420 Glad to see Dregs off of the list. You can’t expect to not come to the office for free agent frenzy and keep your spot in the coveted top 5.