Top Biller Ledge

If you work in recruitment you'll understand

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

1) remembered my password
2) missed the ketamine
3) ran an elaborate pyramid scheme selling bright socks to recruiters that was successful for about 12 minutes

[Rich Brady @RichTigheBrady]

@TopBillerLedge Sabbatical?!

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

OK. Now what?

[Emilio_B @EmileBevan]

@TopBillerLedge come back

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

Literally just woke from a #recruitment coma. Legendary night out that.

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

"I'm going to start my own agency next year. Then, when it's massive, sell it for £50m".
#StupidThingsRecruitersSayAtXmas

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

"I'm going to open the Singapore office next year. And will definitely stop doing cocaine".
#StupidThingsRecruitersSayAtXmas

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

"Next year will be different. Next year I'm gonna smash it".
#StupidThingsRecruitersSayAtXmas

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

It's two days before Christmas so if anyone in your office even thinks about picking up the phone, give them a slap from me #recruitment

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

"Either you'll sell to them, or they'll sell to you, which one's it gonna be?"

Said every cunt, ever.
#recruitment

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

Top Tip:
Don't like knock-backs on sales calls?
Do less sales calls.
#recruitment

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

You can literally hear a pin drop in my office. The classic deafening silence of December in the #recruitment industry #PhoneYourOwnMobile

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

Top Tip: When the CEO is in the office, act like a brown-nose cringey twat. Your team will think you're awesome. #recruitment

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

Cracking effort by @Tim_Bunn1 at eSynergy on LinkedIn. Complete and utter bollocks like, but a decent effort all the same mate #recruitment

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

It's Nov 27th and I've just seen the first "New Year New Career".... for fuck's sake, kill yourself now, you #recruitment bellend

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

.@LinkedIn is like a car crash on the motorway: it's fucking awful but I can't stop staring at it. #recruitment

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

Let's get the #LinkedIn brain teasers on Twitter: just reply with the first word you see:
F B
U E
C L
K L
O E
F N
F D
#recruitment

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

Agencies posting pictures of themselves on LinkedIn celebrating after a 'great week', you cringy, cringy bastards #recruitment

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

Hi @ArgyllScott can I apply for the "PM - Fake Ad" please? Lots of interest being generated on LinkedIn this morning

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

When someone asks what you're doing this weekend, be a cunt, and say you're "coming into the office to do some work" #recruitment bellends.

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

@RichTigheBrady isn't everyone?

[Top Biller Ledge @TopBillerLedge]

I dream of a world where Rec2Recs include a location and salary on their jobs, rather than lots of > **HOT JOB HOLY FUCK** #recruitment