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Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

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Almost 90 million jars of Skippy Peanut Butter are sold annually, which is almost 3 jars every second.

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In 1964, Blue Ribbon Sports was founded. In 1978, the firm was renamed as Nike.

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Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it.

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Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.

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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. ~ Stephen Leacock

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Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined it.

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IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

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What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper 4 times - 3 while I was reading it -Rodney Dangerfield

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The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

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Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

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America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

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I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.

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I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.