Connor Epstein

[lornplum @lornplum]

三尺刀背負抜き右肩！

[Heavyweight Thanos @FinalXNotices]

Happy Memorial Day weekend from Joey Diaz 🦅

[Connor Epstein @TopDogEpstein]

I will now be watching the Daytona 500 tomorrow for the simple reason that I learned Frankie Muniz is now a nascar driver

[Purple Plunge @PurplePlunge]

We are excited to announce our 2023 Purple Plunge Warm-up event, AYCE BBQ Night! This will be held on 2/18 at 5:30PM Knights of Columbus Hall (365 Surryse rd)
100% goes to the Plunge!

Only 25$ per adult, and 10$ per child!

Sign up below
https://t.co/tpaWhdVyQt

[Connor Epstein @TopDogEpstein]

@KyleMcGinley A curse upon the world

[Connor Epstein @TopDogEpstein]

Any time I watch blade runner 2049 my need for an all weather duster rises immensely

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

What’s strange is that nothing will ever be the same after this thing. Where you live, who your friends are, the job you do, or even who you love. But Taco Bell has been stunningly consistent. Not even a joke. Like it’s maybe the most successful thing this country has ever done.

[Connor Epstein @TopDogEpstein]

Thank you Kraft

[Connor Epstein @TopDogEpstein]

I have realized that I am extremely white when a literal bucket of Kraft Mayo was one of my targeted ads

[Connor Epstein @TopDogEpstein]

GameStop’s CFO has to be ripping his hair out and railing so much cocaine to try to keep up with everything

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

13 years ago today, Heath Ledger tragically passed away. He left behind a tremendous legacy and will be missed forever.

[Connor Epstein @TopDogEpstein]

@hoffeycoffey27 Lightweight babay

[Connor Epstein @TopDogEpstein]

1. Take media from both sides with a grain of salt
2. Buy a bidet, you don’t clean your hands with just a paper towel right?

[Connor Epstein @TopDogEpstein]

“To hell you with woman goodbye”-Ron Swanson

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Geeky Chemistry Humor for Foodies:

If Avogadro’s Number is 6.022 x 10^23 (which equals one Mole) then 6.022 x 10^23 Avocados equals one Guaca-Mole.

[Purple Plunge @PurplePlunge]

Ice clearing is underway!!! https://t.co/z4rUj2ot07

[Connor Epstein @TopDogEpstein]

@Adam_Joseph23 The true gospel

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Four mysteries of the Universe that continue to elude top researchers:

1) What is the origin of Life?

2) What is the nature of Dark Matter?

3) What preceded the Big Bang?

4) What does the Refrigerator Light do after you close the door?

[Film Facts 🎬 @Factsonfilm]

Psychiatrists studied 400 movies to find the most realistic psychopath, and Anton Chigurh from 'No Country for Old Men' (2007) was the winner

[Connor Epstein @TopDogEpstein]

When my girl says she’s off her period
https://t.co/jjRyLBYHas