Topher

Stonks and 0 DTE. Everything is a shit post. Satire and humor. Not a financial advisor!

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@CapDefender @Invest_Brandon Bullish

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@Invest_Brandon The stocks I own won't go up so I'm cool

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@StonkTrump $SOXL could go to zero when this is said and done

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@StonkTrump Now we rise

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@Mr_Derivatives And we're almost at all time highs

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@HeroDividend @grok Fundamental investing is low IQ

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@kevinxu Enjoy the paper gains! As they said in Wolf of Wall Street, you can't take it out because that would make it real

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@Invest_Brandon Impossible

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@lord_fed Admit software is dead and never coming back

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@lord_fed Hold the bag

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@SpoozDon Spooz will never trade below 6k ever again. Selling infinite poots below that strike

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@lord_fed Stock market will never go down again

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@lord_fed Hey not to be a twat but funny how software sold off ever since you gloated about it

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@StonkTrump

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@StonkTrump But I was told this couldn't go down

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@kevinxu Peasant

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@Invest_Brandon I'm here to lose money

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@StonkTrump Long titties and rubbers

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@HeroDividend Get fucked

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@lord_fed Bag holder