Chris Card

Principal Software Engineer. Swimmer. Geek. Homebrewer. Forever Learner. Founder: (@SwimWorkouts_)

[Chris Card @TopherCard]

.@kateesackhoff dang lady, just watched chapter 11 and you KILLED it!!! #TheMandalorian

[Will Hurd @WillHurd]

A sitting president undermining our political process & questioning the legality of the voices of countless Americans without evidence is not only dangerous & wrong, it undermines the very foundation this nation was built upon. Every American should have his or her vote counted.

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swim-bot continues to impress with such workout titles as... https://t.co/VbSLsPxN7c #swim #swimming

[Chris Card @TopherCard]

Black IPA 6.9% and first Hard Cider at 8.9%. Definitely going to make both of these in the future! #brew #homebrew

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.@SwimWorkouts_ No bot, you should not use "Afraid" as a workout title adjective... lol, I've got some work to do #swim #swimming https://t.co/8vSzGexoM6

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#swim #swimming https://t.co/THzyEamrtk

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#homebrew first time doing cider, second time doing Black IPA. We’ll see how they turn out! https://t.co/9I2QYu2mNv

[Chris Card @TopherCard]

Always scary to update SSL certificates on https://t.co/zD2QbDg6dP as it's something that only needs to be done every few years. Glad to have it behind me without any service interruptions!

#ssl

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@Braden_Keith Accidentally tripping up stairs without looking around to check if anyone saw... the greatest test of will.

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United, we are strong!
https://t.co/yg49cNy1KZ
#blacklivesmatter

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First #homebrew in a few year and hit the SG and FG spot on. 1.054 to 1.012. Tastes good going in to the bottles, but nothing is a sure thing until it carbs.

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It’s popping off! Always a relief #brew #homebrewed

[Chris Card @TopherCard]

@kealasettle My three year old absolutely loves you in The Greatest Showman. My wife and I use Lettie to teach her about inclusion and how our differences make us strong and unique. Thank you for playing the part so well and providing a great example for our daughter.

[Chris Card @TopherCard]

@RowdyGaines 4X100 Men's Free Relay vs France. One of the only times that anything, let alone sports, has elicited such a visceral response in me that I started jumping up and down and screaming at the TV.

.@JasonLezak will always be a swimming hero of mine

[Chris Card @TopherCard]

CDC: We recommend everyone wear protective coverings while outside of the house. This is serious.

Neighbors: Cool... Lets have a social dance party in the culdesac!

The world is going to end because of adult immaturity.

#COVID2019 #coronavirus

[Chris Card @TopherCard]

Excited for #CoronavirusPandemic to be over so that I can cough without feeling like a criminal.

[Chris Card @TopherCard]

As I sit here my daughter is going on an excursion with an owner of #603Brewery to find Mitzy the brewery cat. Couldn’t ask for a better group of people! #drinklocal

[Chris Card @TopherCard]

Sometimes early adoption is worth it. https://t.co/oOqUAKF7LR #lovemycar #genesis

[Chris Card @TopherCard]

Today my beautiful wife @CardJessie taught our daughter how to say “waffle butt” and now she’s in the back of the car singing “WAH WAH BUTT!” #wafflebutt

[Chris Card @TopherCard]

@netflix respectfully, it’s borderline infuriating to have to hunt for a show because of the dynamic tiles. I just want a predictable experience. Can you set this as an option I can turn off?