BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran:
"I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷
@Swingtrader@profplum99 Honestly this proves exactly what I was talking to my friend about today. He’s a mechanic father of three probably makes over six figures, can’t marry the mother of his children because they would all go uninsured. Stay unmarried the wife can claim Medicaid