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smoking references, alcohol use,injury detail

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@SkyNews It's Heinz Toast Toppers that need bringing back. Not so much bothered about the chicken one but the bacon and mushroom toast topper was a life saver

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@NoContextBrits Legally identified as cakes for tax reasons
The judge agreed that cakes go hard if left out of the tin, biscuits go soft
Jaffa cakes go hard so no Vat payable

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@RishiSunak @thetimes They shut the door and it's 'out of sight out of mind'
What food banks?
What NHS waiting list?
What housing crisis?
What immigration problem?
Building 40 hospitals? What?
I have millions in the bank why would I care?

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@Physicsastronmy AI explains it
Get a job

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@BBCNews Where is all this information coming from if all the commentators say they don't know his plans?
Pensions
Digital ID
Foreign Aid

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@BitcoinSapiens Musk is not qualified to give this advice, his parents owned an emerald mine, like prince harry , because he is rich he thinks it gives him the right to talk down to everyone. He is not all knowing , Americans will worship anything

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@SkyNews @TrevorPTweets Yeh I think I'll skip this all mates together fest
Stealing a living since Sophie gave up the Sunday spot
Give it up already, you've made your 💰💰💰💰

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@GordonBrown Thought you were brought back to save old two tier, jail people for hurty words kier?

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@SkyNews @TrevorPTweets Advice like what? Lie about building hospitals
Lie about keeping distance from one another?
Why do these preening sycophants think the general public have a 3 week memory?
We remember his disaster

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@carsexpress123 Just fake crap again

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@TheLucyShow1 Put some packets of chips in the shot and they'll believe us ,, 😄😄😄 get a job

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@maximumpain333 You should be more worried about everything stopping vibrating

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@RightGeez What's going to Uni got to do with anything ? We're tripping over kids with degrees doing Mcjobs. Means nothing.

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@Rainmaker1973

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@Rainmaker1973 It literally says 'made with AI ' on it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@thebillyboone People who have never set foot in a factory thinking tables and chairs are made by magic robots ,,, 😄

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@One_Way_Home 1. That's not tailgating
2. The camera driver was daydreaming

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@jeremycorbyn For fucks sake Jeremy, give it a rest

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@SkyNews What about interfering with red cards?
Worthless competition, probably a spray painted plastic cup

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@BBCPolitics Tears before bedtime, buy some popcorn

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@SpencerHakimian Cool hand luke